People who aren't stupid or walk slowly.
I won't apologize for being a fan of Def Leppard nor will I apologize because I am desperate to learn to how to do the merengue. I abhor indie emo bands lead by skinny, whiny guys who look like they can barely hold their guitars up. Go whine about the girl who doesn't know you're alive to someone else. It's gotta have a beat that makes me move. That's pretty much it. And some Rammstein when I'm really, really pissed off.
Girly movies are an acceptable form of entertainment. Scary movies give me bad dreams, and therefore, I refuse to watch. Spaceballs - classic; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (not the tarted up, Johnny Depp version) - classic; Dr. Strangelove - classic. Oh, and pretty much anything where Daniel Day-Lewis plays a native american, Christian Bale plays a serial killer or Brad Pitt plays a psycho. Yeah - that covers it.
I am a whore who will read just about anything put in front of me: cereal boxes, soup cans, subway ads. Oh, and books too. Marquez, Ellis, Joyce, and any historical fiction.