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About Me

---I would rather be the hobo who grooves blissfully to his own internal beat than the crazy lady on the bus who screams at everything around her.
In other words- I would rather be shit broke but have a positive outlook on life, than constantly angry at the world which only surrounds me.
I like nighttime and dark things, overcast days and running through the rain. I like dark humor and sarcasm, but I also like rainbows and butterflies. I want wings- yeah I'd be a circus freak but c'mon it'd be worth it. I love sushi and cats and swimming, especially at night. I love movies, music and mayhem. Boy, do I love mayhem. I love trying new things. Especially if they're foreign and edible! I apparently love to confuse people, sometimes.. even.. including.. my s e l f .. .
oh BTW this is a FAKE profile. I do not claim to be the illustrious Queen Jennums. She is much too awesome to have a cheesy myspace page. So please stop with the emails! I can't get you a meeting with her, I can't ask her to use her powers of witchcraft to help you win the lotto, I don't even know her personally. So um, to Queen Jennums, if you ever read this, please don't bring fiery damnation upon my head for wanting to be you. It's really a compliment, Girl-scout promise.
Note to casual observers: I am not here to engage in your pussy popularity contests. ANYONE can have 10 million myspace friends; I don't want them. So unless you share some common interests with me (or if you're willing to visit my house dressed as Snape ) you may send me an email and I MAY read it. THANKS.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sheep in wolves' clothing. People who still believe in honesty, integrity, accountability. People who seem badass on the outside but are soft on the inside. Outward appearances don't always reflect one's true personality.
I'd like to meet some wyrd people, some normal people, some people on wheels (if I get to bite them), people who are pro-death like myself, people who speak Psychotic, vampires, pirates, bigamists, monogamists, polygamists and homogenists. That's about it yeah, sorry everyone else YOU FAIL.

My Blog

Warped Tour Lineup announced!

http://www.warpedtour.com/warpedtour/bands.asp Mmmm, Bouncing Souls, NOFX, Bad Religion, Flogging Molly. YUM!!!
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:15:00 GMT

Lookout, airborne Jennumses on the loose!

Hoppin on a redeye in a few hours, nonstop Honolulu to LA. I've never taken a redeye, I hear they turn the lights down low and discourage talking lol. I can't wait to get a death-glare from the stewar...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:31:00 GMT

12/8 Oahu update

So lots of people been asking me- we flew NWA. Tickets were only that cheap (total bill was $244) for that one day, and I think they were going up to around $300 later this week. Which is still super ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:07:00 GMT

Jennumans has arrived!

So here I am in Oahu, we has net connection (wasn't sure we would). Malia's auntie is really nice, and her house is crazy for christmas (I believe Malia will be posting a youtube at some point). So ye...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:02:00 GMT

mmm, surveyses!

(12/something)Ever been to Hollywood?I'm there now. How many lights are on in your house?no clue. Do you play Sudoku?No. What was the last thing you ate?Does beer count? Stella is awesome...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Global Warming. (John Coleman, KUSI)

A lot of you have probably already read this, for some of you that haven't, this is for you. I've copied only part of the original for the benefit of you ADD people. At the bottom I'll copy the link i...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:05:00 GMT

more surveys? Are you effing serious jennums??

10/11 It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? Was it the end of December?Anything you're looking forward to in the upcoming week?No, next week is craaaaap lol.Who was th...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:15:00 GMT

Because it amuses the Jennums.

French Lesson FAIL: (but oh, how we loves it!) wrong, dude. just wrong. NOM NOM NOM!!! (no idea who the dude is, t...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:36:00 GMT

the Love Guru Wanted Wall-E Hancock ... Itty Bitty Movie Reviews

My amateur movie review blog. Haven't done one of these in a while, been too lazy. Wall-E Stupid emo robot. And apparently Disney thinks that the majority of our vegetative publi...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:36:00 GMT

Yey more surveys!

5/29 Do you sleep in your bra?Ew no. Do you enjoy drama?Heck no!Are you a girly girl?No.Last person you hugged?JoshSmall or big purses?As small as I can get away with. Unless I'm sneaking sn...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:50:00 GMT