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YourFutureDictator

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About Me

"Some Candy Talking"
Intermitting Fine Art student. i have yet to graduate to opium and absinthe. But i don't mind the cigars and bourbon in the meantime. Even if it is visually jarring. So, so pedantic, yet frighteningly absent-minded. Seasoned nintendo gamer [the only thing i get scary-competitive over. Don't think i won't punch you. Or feel bad about rendering your thumbs USELESS]. Veggie. Daydreamer. i have been accused of being an idealist and of making other people wait/late.. i sincerely apologise for the latter. i am the slowest walker EVER. i have no sense of direction. Both existentially and geographically. This sometimes makes me a white rabbit. It also makes me neurotic. and seemingly vulnerable to traffic. it does not explain how i sometimes get ahead of myself. i once thought ambidexterous meant having webbed hands
When i grow up i want to be a sky pirate
so. there.
[N.B. mine are whole lot worse than these :/ tomboy stuntgirl past and general all-around clumsy/accident prone/unobservant nature. and yes, the rudeness. "whoa. crack whore legs!" indeed]
will paint for food. and love. and at times to avoid human interaction. possibly because i'm mad at your fugly face. but mostly because it brings a quiet that puts things where they are supposed to be.
Sometimes we put up walls. not to keep people out. but to see who cares enough
to knock them down
some stuff i bum...
<< plum wine! + conveyor belt sushi / wicked grins / "you are HERE" signs / bubbleguns and glitterguns at gigs / crochet hammocks / street bundles / good hats / peter petrelli heheh / snow bums / people who sing/dance when they think nobody's around / quirks / tamalin's dooodles! / my blue bicycle / licking cake mix bowls pristine CLEAN / aptly placed guitar wanking solos a la Store Bought Bones / all things katamari / ice gucha / handmade cards with doodles / buddy holly glasses / artist colony island-upon-thames / guyliner victims / Zelda / white rioja / vincent gallo / tsumori chisato / jiro bevis / john cusack / mitch hedberg / koala'ing! :D / being taken by the hand and led to the 'floor / ill beauty / taking people by the hand and leading them to the 'floor, with or without their co-operation :D / fountain tumbles / dance-offs / whittards / dutch pancake house / my favourite band / spooning / apple and mint sheisha / filthy bass lines / knitted animals / bubble bobble / bed bundles / your brother / summer storms / things shaped like other things / shaking loose blossom branches and kicking up autumn leaves / parasailing / supermonkeybaaallllOOOO! with red wine. and geni! / tulips / tuscan icecream parlours / book crossing / musical step panel things in playgrounds / quiet confidence / tea parties / mt. fuji in february / northernisms / fireworks on the beach / getting up to no good on public transport / scottish and sheffield accents and deep south drawls / studio ghibli / david shrigley / accidental rhyming / pandan / fanzines / miso soup / mixtapes / banana boats / natural chivalry / zombie movies / playing in waterfalls / wilko's drawings / spontaneity / people who carry me home and sing me to sleep>>
stuff that bums me o u t : when i kill plants / bad poetry / dinner parties / sucking at Pro Evo / bad shoes / fucking people chewing with their fucking mouths open, fucking talking with their fucking mouths fucking full grrr / hair faffers / people who don't dance. ever. / bad cartoons / roadkill / arrogance / bad spelling+grammar without poetic licence / mould / ramone clones / bad manners / green peppers yeugggh the bane of my pizza / topshop bints / your favourite band / crows caw caw cawing at 5am outside my bedroom window [been reading up on The Twits and my sister is partial to pie. after all, stoning is so last century] / goddamn cloves in my nice food / when people break poppadoms by poking them / girly girls :P / oriental tatts on anyone / the invisible rooster who has replaced the invisible woodpecker / shallow-water rocks/coral ::ouchie:: / people who mosh to To Sheila / certain americanisms / tight people / ketchup water / footless tights / insect invasions / bad dubbing on manga / ticking boxes / ugly graffiti on playground slides / goddamn skips on my CDs... ... ..
and these things
Wherever the boundaries of a definition of artist are placed, the more interesting question becomes: What makes one artist more significant than another? Or better: What is it that improves an artist? And too, What diminishes an artist? As every definition of art must be controversial, so any definition of artist must be.yet my favourite definition remains, simply:"The artist is the person who makes life more interesting or beautiful, more understandable or mysterious, or probably, in the best sense, more wonderful." ~ George Bellows
i love this.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



...anachronists
...SERIOUS takers at DoubleDash who can actually make me start trying :g
...someone with an affinity for ditches
ALSO: whoever made off with my wire tree sculpture from the Elective Studio Gallery...i am still right fucken heartbroken about it...i can't recreate it as i made it for someone i loved from materials i found. Now it is gone and probably tangled in a mess on some schlepper's nightstand. grrr

...and, the guy who posted a homemade Pumpkins cassette through my letterbox in the dead of night a few years ago when I lived at Ashford St. I ran out onto my doorstep in my nightdress only to see a tallish figure halfway down the street, I would have ran after you only i couldn't find my shoes! So I hollered "oh thanks" and you raised your hand in acknowledgment as you strode off into the night. ??? no idea, didn't recognise the handwriting either...strange happenings that make me :) all in a night's work for us Pumpkinheads!

notice! PLEASE DON'T TRY TO 'ADD' ME WITHOUT MESSAGING ME FIRST UNLESS YOU KNOW ME or i have met you and we have had an actual conversation [which didn't result in me saying i'll be back from the bar/toilet and LYING]. I'm not here to make up the numbers. apologies for offending any whores.

My Blog

mooncake festival

happy MOONCAKE FESTIVAL to MEi hate mooncakes and therefore hate mooncake festivalfestival testiclebut i have only good mates not gook mates, SO -i cannot wish anyone else a happy mooncake festivalhow...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:04:00 GMT

paper mario

..> i actually wholeheartedly proper bum this gamethe way things move, the way things are hidden, the way the inane storyline unfolds... and the way when i grab a star i get stupidly big and pix...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:01:00 GMT

need assistance?

because i'm not desperate   dear lord i'm buh-ORD. it's been at least ONE WHOLE MONTH since i did anything [f]arty [that's fine arty to you ya left brainers] :( and it will be aaaages until ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:38:00 GMT

Delusions of candour

Not book of the week today, this made me laugh  The Books of AlbionPeter Doherty----------------------------------------------------- -----------1 out of 6 stars The sudden adoption...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:02:00 GMT

[f]artist says what

      L   I   ~   S   H   E   N       S   O   N   G  ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 15:22:00 GMT

green book excerpts.1

when i was fifteen i found a little green notebook that someone had left behind on an underground station seat, blank through and through. It had a pink elephant on it and a bumblebee with a painted s...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 13:51:00 GMT

don't complicate my peace of mind

really. just don't.       [unless you mean it] :(
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:42:00 GMT

_Holes

___HolesHoles in cloudsLetting the light thruBeautiful lightLungs expand over porch railingsStones palely gleamingA small forehead turnsEveryone who introduced themselvesleft feeling skepticalSecr...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:48:00 GMT

_What happened next

i learnt the truth at seventeen...#a poem i wrote a long long time ago during my er prolific years lmao. did my best to smooth out most of the signature curls in my handwriting but even so :s i promis...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:00:00 GMT

we should Koko

get me away from here, i'm dying...#   God fucking damn it all, I want to dance. I want to feel the sweet sensation of the ground moving unsteadily beneath my feet, one leg barely in rhythm with ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:23:00 GMT