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Captain Lou

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Looking for answers in this nightmare we call the American Dream.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God. I gotta lotta questions for that dude. Well, all the people I want to meet are all dead; Hunter Thompson, Jonny Cash, Waylon Jennings, David Ruffin, Dimebag Darrell, etc. Maybe in the afterlife.

My Blog

A Word on Statistics...and Jaded Thoughts from Generation Why?

So, I guess it's been a minute since you humble wanderers of the interwebs have heard from me and the venom I spew forth on this lonely page...I never promised you jackals anything...I seem to have a ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:10:00 GMT

We Are the Dead: O Black, O Wild, O Darkness, Roll Over Me Tonight...Who Let This Happen?

Y'know, sometimes I truly shake in fear at the direction this country is headed. Last blog I hinted at the collapse of the value of the dollar. Make no mistake, 2009 is America's last stand. You see, ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:31:00 GMT

The Root of it All

So here we are, 2008 is at an end, and the country continues to limp along. There's talk of bailouts from our slime-trodden congressman that every major business is clamoring for a handout. Make no mi...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:12:00 GMT

The Doom...a whimper it seems...

Well it seems our Smiler, with his JFK paintjob, has defeated the Beast. A battle for the ages. Two warriors met in the glorious battlefield of Ragnarok, to decide the fate of the worst possible crisi...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 07:04:00 GMT

A Mile Wide and an Ince Deep

Autumn is always a hectic time in America. Back to school, beginning of football season...etc.Its always a scary time, and when you factor in the state of our union, it becomes not only scary, but dow...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:09:00 GMT

Is This A Great Country or What?

The safe answer is "Yes, and thank you for asking." Any other answer will get your name on the waiting list for accomodations at Guantanamo Bay. This is a foul nature of life in the U.S.A. in these y...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:31:00 GMT

A Torent of Saliva Drenched Invective and Scorn...

Ya'll think I just came down the Clyde on a tea biscuit? I know this Kingdom we call AMerika...I watch the news...I have listened to these politicians...I have smelt the stink of greed...I have throw...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:25:00 GMT

Cosmic Sacrificing Satan

In the beginning, God wanted to create a universe for his enjoyment. But being God, he could only create a perfect universe, which disappeared instantly; anything that is perfect has no reason to move...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:10:00 GMT

Monstering

Monstering is ultimately giving a shit. It's about giving something back to these bastards, these people whom we somehow let run our Goddamn lives for us. Giving them a taste of what it means to be us...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 13:14:00 GMT

Swordof Damocles

Lord have you forsaken me?I feel so aloneNo one to blame but meThe child is fully grownInnocence is dead and wrongTo pay the price of TruthNever again will I seeThe blindness of my youthI still recall...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:21:00 GMT