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ORTIZ

foam the runway and roll the trucks I'm comin in hot!

About Me

I'm the man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn, thats what kind of man I am. Also referred to as the Electric Motor King of the Midwest.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

George Clooney, Mark from the Real World, Dr. Z, Kevin Costner as Lt. John Dunbar 1994, Uncle Rico, Mayor Kwambe, Vinnie Chaise, B A Baracuss, Lloyd Christmas, Jeff Saturday, Buck McBuck and all the beautiful asian women in metro Detroit.

Music:

80's! VAN HALEN

Movies:

American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Anchorman, and any war flick.

Television:

Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Sopranos, Entourage and the History Channel

Books:

I'm currently writing a novel called "I don't have time for that", co-authoured by Michael Peter Agnone.

Heroes:

My dad of course