Love in Any Language |
This Saturday, June 9, is a banner day in the old Bender household. It's the anniversary of my illegal and some would say sinful attachment to my beloved. Eighteen years ago the sapphic ho...
Posted by barbara on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:26:00 PST |
Come on shake your body baby, do that conga& |
I just popped the most ginormous pimple known to humankind. I kid you not. It was record-sized and has led me around by the lip all day. At some point this morning, I had...
Posted by barbara on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST |
You Can Call Me a Hypocrite, Al |
Although I spent much of the Thanksgiving holiday in a diabetic coma, I made time to get a little movie watching done. At my mom's house, the only way to avoid endless hours of "Law and Order" a...
Posted by barbara on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:26:00 PST |
The South Interrupted |
After a few years of normal or no vacations, Amanda and I are planning another road trip this summer. This time through the West. Thinking on the thrills of being ass to ass in a car...
Posted by barbara on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:02:00 PST |
Old Skool House Rock |
In the course of trying to turn my fourth graders into Pulitzer Prize winning authors, I asked my students to add some pizzazz to the following sentence:
Ms. Hall drove her car to the store.
&n...
Posted by barbara on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:40:00 PST |
Desperate Housewife |
I should've known when I started inexplicably receiving "Ladies Home Journal" in the mail a month or so ago. I was meant to be a housewife. I'm talking full-on, your-wish-is-my-command, fe...
Posted by barbara on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:25:00 PST |
I Suck |
It's not really been a recent discovery, but lately I've thought about how much I suck. I do not say this in a needy, "please-reassure-me" kind of way. I do suck, and you lie if you say ot...
Posted by barbara on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST |
My Mom Went to the Christian Bookstore... |
and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
I made my annual pilgrimage to the local Mardel's Christian Office Supply and Bible Emporium to pick up some stuff for school. (If, like Amanda, you ...
Posted by barbara on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 03:54:00 PST |
Yes Lawd, They is a God |
We started yet again on a new improved diet. This after a week of hard-core, orgiastic binge eating during which I gained a new death-row favorite food...Hot Cheetos. My students eat Hot C...
Posted by barbara on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:29:00 PST |
Merci Merci, Moi |
Bon jour and up your bum!
I thought I might be able to post a blog with some profound observations of my European stint. I've just done what all the other Americans have done and complained...
Posted by barbara on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:05:00 PST |
