Member Since: 02/04/2008
Band Members: ((((((( Roz - guitar & Vox )))))))))))
((((((( Jane - bass & Vox )))))))
((((((((((((( Jeremy - guitar )))))))
((((((((((( Tori - drums & vox ))))))
Sounds Like: a can of american nuts bought from a stall in a mall, being joyfully shook by an attention deficit teenager. big blue elastic bands being twunged and twanged rapidly. we sound like the sound that a pinball machine gives out when youv"e reached 600,000,000! a backwards snare sound, always...a projecter when the tape has snapped...fish tanks being washed, the noise of a witches brain whilst looking into a crystal ball, a dusty needle on a turntable, a bunch of boring geeks in Fopp buying star wars dvds on blue ray technology, THE sound of Tina Turners stillettos whizzing round on the motown stage, electric tin foil bird sounds, the disgruntled look on a mathematician's face when asked to recite the 2 times table, roberta flack contained in one of those turn upside down shakey cow moo noise effect playing with a rain maker toy. an old lady spraying perfume, hundreds of greyhounds racing, thunderous crowds. scaletrics , musical spirographs, throatsinging ,a ned band blowing into buckfast bottles, an unhappy prossie counting her smash, champagne corks being popped by the green party, paul mccartney pissing, tracey emin singing in the shower, tramps eating chips, corgi registered plumbers drooling over the page 3 model from the sun at lunchtime, charlotte church talking about politics, a throat cancer victim exhaling, piano removal companies having a fag brake, an unstrung orchestra, a unicyclist over cobbles, eggs boiling, a delonghi heater heating up, a 1920's morse code office, the big brother theme tune being discussed by the gordon brown family, tall kerb-side victorian lanterns being distinguished, trying to type whilst having virtual sex, a liverpool football crowd, cats screwing, nits procreating in a poor child's hair, the jeremy kyle show being rewound, a vibrator running out of batteries, a job-center plus work night out at ten pin bowling, an awkward job-center plus employee man in ann summers asking the shop assistant about warming fluid, richard medeley's little hard pole in the morning ( it whimpers, let me tell you!! ) , the sigh of a budding alcoholic when the bottle runs dry and its too late to buy more..tesco-maryhill choice of music played over their shite tinny speaker system whilst you and your partner discuss what potatoes are good enough for mashing, neil diamond. honestly. we sound like neil diamond.
Record Label: Unsigned