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About Me

'lo. My name is Chris, umm live in Portsmouth in a rented house with my mate from school and some weird foreign guy who we never talk to. Come bk to Chandlers Ford on weekends to work at Somerfield.

...I hope no one notices I spelt my name wrong on my URL thing...

My Interests

ummm...

used to play the guitar till someone broke it

Setting things on fire. e.g. a toilet

Driving into things

Watching Tv for 8 hour periods (srsly i did that the other day)

messing about on the computer

Using bullet points (clearly)

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TOILET FIRE!

I'd like to meet:

A really fat person (not just the regular kind of fat people you see, but like ultra fat u know. 350lbs+ ) so i can poke him.

A talking badger (who wouldnâ€™t)

The Rock

Anyone who shares my extreme dislike of Bruce Willis

Music:

RHCP
Audioslave
Darkness
Tenacious D
Eagles
Foo Fighters
Beatles
Wierd Al
im sure there's more but you get the idea

Internet is for Porn

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Movies:

shawshank redemption is probs my fav
anchorman
ummm...starwars...yeah

I HATE BRUCE WILLIS!!!! Unbreakable is the worst film of all time. i want that 106 Minutes of my life back bruce!

Television:

umm..
Family guy
Simpsons
Scrubs
Extras
Lost...even though it never ends and makes no sense.
Robot Chicken
South Park
im sure you get the idea
oh and How clean is your house!!!

Books:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! O_o

Heroes:

Spiderman? does that count?