Jimmypalooza

..........................................."YOUR POTENTIAL IS ONLY LIMITED TO YOUR IMAGINATION AND EFFORT" -J.W.....................................We are born into this world a blank canvas. Each person that crosses our path picks up the brush and makes a mark upon our surface. So it is that we develop. There comes a time in life when we must pick up the brush and finish the work for ourselves. For only we can determine if we are to be a masterpiece, or just another painting. (Jovan) ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................................A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, “How heavy is this glass of water?” Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, “ The absolute weight doesn’t matter.” It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it a day, you’ll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it’s the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes. ………………… He continued, “And that’s the same way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won’t be able to carry on. As with the glass of water, you have to put it down foe a while and rest before holding it again. When we’re refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.” ………………… So before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don’t carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow. Whatever burdens you’re carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can. Relax; pick them up later after you’ve rested. Life is short. Enjoy it. …………………..And then he shared some ways of dealing with your burdens of life: *Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. *Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. *Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. *Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. *If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. *If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it. *It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. *Never buy a car you can’t push. *Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you wont have a leg to stand on. *Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. *Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. *The second mouse gets the cheese. *When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. *Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. *You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. *Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. *We could learn a lot from crayons, Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull, some have weird name, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. *A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. ***APPLY THIS TO YOUR LIVES*** ............................................................ ............................................................ .........................................................Sha ggy if I dont shave, grumpy if I dont eat, pissed if I dont sleep, aggravated if I dont win. Happy when I am at the gym, excited when I have a date, elated when I am in love, peaceful on Sundays, competitive at anything, thankful when I think about life, Work- all the time. Sleep- when work is done. Eat- not enough. Play- when in the mood. Dance- when my jams are on. Relax- hmmm- what? I am one of the biggest dorks you will ever meet... because I enjoy being me! Life is to damn short to be what other people want you to be.

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