profile picture

365415384

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am Not Vin Diesel.

I was not born on July 18, 1968. I do not live in LA. I did not star in The Chronicles of Riddick, Saving Private Ryan, Pitch Black, The Pacifier, The Fast and the Furious, or XXX. I do not own an Italian Mastiff named Roman.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any other Celebri-Nots. We're a fun bunch, aren't we?

My Blog

Not Donald Trump, Either

I know I haven't been around at all lately - things have been busy.  However, today I noticed on Foxnews.com just what my absence has led to: another proliferation of NOT's in the world.I guess they'r...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:33:00 GMT

No Plate Like Home

I had actually planned to write about something else entirely, but I saw something on my way home from work today that just screamed "NOT VIN DIESEL BLOG POST."I was driving on the main thoroughfare, ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:27:00 GMT

Face Time

So, it would seem that Vin Diesel - the real Vin Diesel - has a Facebook page.  Seriously.  The day that I saw the news on this, I literally spit my soda all over my computer monitor and keyboard.  I ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:12:00 GMT

The Not-Recession

I'm sure you've all been wondering just where the hell Not Vin Diesel's been lately.  Many of you probably thought I dropped off the face of the Earth.  Well, rest assured I did not - though, to be tr...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:05:00 GMT

What's In a Name?

Yeah, yeah, I know. Ive been dreadfully, woefully, pathetically absent.  Wait, let me say that again.  I have been dreadfully, woefully, pathetically Not Present.  Yeah.  Thats the ticket.   Id lik...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:42:00 GMT

Not-ty or Nice?

I've been on Santa's NOT-ty list.  Shame, shame on Not Vin Diesel for not posting more frequently.  But I did not get coal in my stocking, which is good.  I mean...not bad.   I go...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:25:00 GMT

Witches, Warlocks, and Not Vin Diesel

Well, it's nearly the end of October, and that means everybody's favorite candy-intensive holiday is just around the corner: Not-Oween!  I hope you've all selected your costumes. There's quite a...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:15:00 GMT

National Lampoons September Not-Cation

It's been a not-short time since I've updated, hasn't it?  Well, while Vin Diesel's been running around, gushing on about his baby daughter, Not Vin Diesel has been struggling valiantly to get at...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:09:00 GMT

Not Like a Pirate!

CAP'N NVD Avast Ye! 'Tis Talk Like a Pirate Day, and I be the captain aboard this here vessel.  Welcome aboard, me hearties!  Sit a spell, and I'll weave ye a yarn that'll shiver yer timbers...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:33:00 GMT

Contest Results

Gosh, I had sort of hoped somebody would get my little contest answer about how the movie Babylon A.D. was connected to the Not Vin Diesel profile.   But no matter.  Perhaps it was too ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:03:00 GMT