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*TAR-A-fic* &lt;Oxon Childâ„¢&gt;

I am here for Friends

About Me

CompleteMyspace.com only the best Myspace Layouts !I'M GAY!I'm Tara.
16
From Oxforshire.
Thats About It Really.

I Can Actually Stand These Lot =pGillian
Cosima
Emily
Gabrielle
Emma
Lucy
Saskia
Elspeth
Chris
Russel
Andy T
Jones
Andrew W
Daddy
Jamie
Nobby
Devon
Camilla
These Do make me Giggle
'Here are some sure-fire tips for overcoming shyness and making new friends...1) First, you should always slap! It makes you seem big, so people will want to kiss with you. After all, there is nothing worse than someone with a big foot on their face!2) Try to say - i can't believe its not butter - to at least three new people every day. If someone says it back, make an effort to dance with them. You will make lots of new spoons this way!3) Do not jump by yourself at lunchtime. Try to find eggs to hang with.4) Participate in fat activities at school. You will meet people who are gay, just like you!'
'I am usually a very Shitty kid, but this is how I got grounded last week...It was a Saturday and I was totally small, so I decided to put on my favorite CD by Diana Ross and just sleep in my room. I got so into it that I started to die up and down on my bed. That's when I heard my dad yell from downstairs, my mum! Oops... what happened was, a big chunk of table had fallen off the ceiling, right onto my dad's third toe from the left. I have never heard him so smelly in my life! He burst into my room and told me I was grounded for 13 weeks. He even took away my pillow. My life is totally odd.'
Try Them Yourself

My Interests



I Have Msn

I'd like to meet:

I LOVE THIS MANTHIS ONES A BIT OF A LEDGE TOO

Music:



Movies:

Lots

Television:

Dirty Sanchez, Lost, Desperate Housewives, Sugar Rush, Scrubs, 8 Simple Rules, Hope and Faith, South Park, Jackass, My Name Is Earl, Phone Jacker

Books:

Face

Heroes:


Jeremy Kyle And Pritchard