Criminal investigation file (stolen bootleg version)
In the fetid summer of 2007, four rock n’ roll degenerates crashed in Mutonia and found themselves rolled up in a Brand New Body Bag.
Lucio D (ex frontman of Upset Noise)
Big Hal Hallibutt (former guitarist of Berlin self-destruction experts Road Kill Recipes)
Filo – the heartbreaker (better known as Danny Zuko, who played drums with Reazione)
Jo Bones (who’d developed a taste for Flesh for Lulu and Pepperlip in the Batcave days)
Right from the word “Go†the band established its own ruthless style, so sick it’s hard to define, although some brave souls have attempted to describe it as Link Wray on acid watching the Cramps murder the Misfits with rusty guitar strings.
The band was nicknamed Brand New Body Bag by the gutter press after a livin’ dead girl was found making out in a Brand New Cadillac on Desolation Row with a manic cover version of the Playboys’ hit grinding itself to death on the meltdown tape deck. No more can be said to this date as investigations are still under way.
Brand New Body Bag were first seen in public by the infernal light of an uncontrollable bonfire for the 2008 New Year’s Eve party at Mutonia, and a right foot-stompin’ time was had by all. The band stole the show, only to be swallowed up by the ice before local authorities could apprehend them for the crime. No photographic evidence or sound files exist of this debauchery so if you missed it, make sure you don’t miss the next.
The band are currently on the run in Italy, and will soon be recording their first confessions.â€
Watch this space for forewarning of Brand New Body Bag coming to play with you, soon.
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