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K.Trout

Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.

About Me

R.I.P. KurtHow awesome is this guy? Check out his website... width="425" height="350" ..
If You Were Born in 2893...
Your Name Would Be: Laif Noos
And You Would Be: The Future's Last Hope If You Were Born in 2893Yeah, ok. This whole self summary thing is kind of disconcerting but this blank space has been staring at me for a while. I think you, whoever you are, can glean enough info about me from all the other sections I've filled out so far. Although, I'm not sure that my info quite reflects my infinite awesomeness. Now you know.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Makeda
Birthday: May 6
Birthplace: Washington, DC!
Current Location: Silver Spring
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dk brown
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty, Lefties are WEIRD
Your Heritage: Ethiopian!
The Shoes You Wore Today: chucks
Your Weakness: Lost, it's an addiction
Your Fears: break-ins, pinchy bugs.
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken and onions (not from pizza chains)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: you mean next year? Move to LA.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm never on it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit, shit! Gotta get to work!
Your Best Physical Feature: My adorable button nose and smile. My eyes, maybe.
Your Bedtime: Varies depending on how insanely exhausted i happen to be that day.
Your Most Missed Memory: The absolute perfection of childhood.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Brown's cherry soda, don't drink a lot of soda though.
MacDonalds or Burger King: In'n'Out? See above.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ew, neither. Vanilla Mint Honest Tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both, although a more accurate question would be "Esspresso or Coffee?"
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: have we met?
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: YES
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: mostly
Do you get Motion Sickness: fuck that, motion sickness is for sissies.
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm adorable
Are you a Health Freak: ha, no.
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly, nowadays. They're #1 either way.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them!
Do you play an Instrument: a couple
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahahahahahahahahaha, this survey is so cute.
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, have you been outside lately?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no.
Ever been Drunk: ha!
Ever been called a Tease: ugh
Ever been Beaten up: again, an activity for sissies.
Ever Shoplifted: why pry into my sordid past?
How do you want to Die: having sex; die happy and laugh in the afterlife.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a movie-maykuh
What country would you most like to Visit: uh, all of them?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't really matter, but very fond of blue.
Favourite Hair Color: dark dark dark (i was a little mermaid obsessed child, which i believe explains these preferences)
Short or Long Hair: short to shaggy
Height: TTTTall, in order to look more like a midget than i already do
Weight: dosn't matter if you're a cutie (that was gay, oh well)
Best Clothing Style: Uh, not naked in public?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Three? Four?
Number of CDs I own: I haven't the slightest idea.
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not many.
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Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
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My Interests

Film, music, books, writing, talking a lot, tattooed boys, kicking ass at cranium (dream team!), having fun.and parrot pirates... and alliteration.

I'd like to meet:

Ernest Hemingway, PT Anderson, Edward R Murrow, Peter Jennings, Charlotte Perkins Gilman, Phil Hoffman, Richard Yates, Keith Olbermann, if only to pick their brains. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Umm...Iron and Wine, Elliott Smith, Andrew Bird, Rufus Wainwright, Belle and Sebastian, Radiohead, Ray Charles, Beatles, Shins, Muse, Nick Drake, Bob Dylan, Sufjan Stevens, Animal Collective, Harry Nilson, Common, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Jon Brion, Fiona Apple, Marvin Gaye, Flaming Lips, Postal Service, Marley, David Bowie, Kanye West, Spoon, Black Keys, Neutral Milk Hotel, Matisyahu, Medeski Martin and Wood, Decemberists, Carla Bruni, The Peter Rosenberg Show, Citizen Cope ...umm... Speaking of Citizen Cope... .. width="425" height="350" ..What a voice. regina spektor ~ fidelity

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Movies:

PT Anderson (because it's not a character study, it's a character dissertation and by God, he's just fucking brilliant) MAGNOLIA & Boogie Nights, Good Night and Good Luck, Squid and the Whale, Royal Tenenbaums, I HEART HUCKABEES, Broken Flowers, CITY OF GOD, The Constant Gardener, anything Hitchcock, 21 grams, QUILLS, Closer, On the Waterfront, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Rushmore, Capote, Munich, 25th Hour, Citizen Kane, Anchorman, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, No Direction Home, LOTR trilogy, King Kong, Match Point, Oldboy, 40 Year Old Virgin, City of Lost Children, Wallace & Gromit's Curse of the Wererabbit, A Scanner Darkly, Little Miss Sunshine...jesus god...more later...

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
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Television:

Freaks and Geeks(my heart belongs to Bill Haverchuck), Undeclared (I am in love with Judd Apatow), Arrested Development, Redskins football, Family Guy, Extras, Daily Show, Aqua Teen, Jeopardy, Colbert Report, Lost... width="425" height="350" ..Aaand this guy:.. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

...Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonnegut, Truman Capote, Richard Yates, Ken Kesey, Tom Robbins, Charlotte Perkins Gilman, William Faulkner, John Cheever, Oscar Wilde, Kate Chopin (I don't care what anybody says)...more later...

Heroes:

Batman, obviously, and SuperNerd, my knight in shining long johns. Max's falafel guy, Sacha Baron Cohen, and Brick. Oh, and let's not forget this crazy German kid. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Fear Factor Wha?

Joe Rogan is funny and...not a complete idiot. Who knew? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YxKVw9UnqY Sorry I can't post a clip, kiddies.  Myspace is being obnoxious.    ...
Posted by K.Trout on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:28:00 PST

Why not? I like!

Drop what you are doing and go see Borat.  Right now. Kazakh Zingers With Gale-Force Hilarity, 'Borat' Mockumentary Takes America by Storm By Ann Hornaday Washington Post Staff WriterFriday, No...
Posted by K.Trout on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

Sweet Jesus, Is this the way we think?

"Why do we sleep in church but...when the service is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazi...
Posted by K.Trout on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST

I knew it!

Your hidden talent is writinghttp://img.quizgalaxy.com/writer.jpg"> />Your hidden talent is writing.  You have a unique way of viewing the world and are able to express your thoughts eloquently o...
Posted by K.Trout on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:30:00 PST

Whoa

This is...it's...I don't even know, I think you'll just have to see it for yourselves. WOW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnn51C3X_w&eurl=...
Posted by K.Trout on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:19:00 PST