This band was formed with equal parts of alchohol an ADD. During the quest to discover an album cover, many porn sites were explored and then henceforth decimated. This band was formerly known as Viking Fuck Stick, but we no longer felt the need to subject the masses to our ballads, so we stuck to 10 second songs. Therefore we can get our point across many more times on a single CD. You see, we're smarter than most bands out there. We're only trying to conserve space and save the environment. Less CD's mean less seagulls choking to death on our sorry excuses for albums which you, being the public toss carelessly out your windows because you do not appreciate the effort it takes for us to make music. (By the way, seagulls think CD's are jelly fish, so stop throwing bad music out the window, especially near a parking lot or beach) Oh, just so you know, living in a yellow submarine is not that bad once you get used to seeing CD's with tentacle float by your viewports on warm oceanic days. Alchohol is a hellava drug and Captain Planet is no longer on TV.
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