Hi!! I'm Shakira but 4 those who know me, I mean REALLY know me, ( and u know who u are!!), I'm Joker!!! HA!! How would I describe myself, HMMMM, I'm hella down to earth, smart, funny, sarcastic, and probably one of the best fuckin friends you'll ever have!!! I'm also an asshole, and wear the badge proudly! Don't like it, SO FUCKIN WHAT!! But I'm only an asshole to those who are an asshole toward me!! What do I like and shit??? HMMMM, let's see: I love reading, writing (currently writing a book and movie), doing makeup (I'm a makeup artist), and DANE FUCKIN COOK!! He's awesome by the way.
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ABOUT
Name: Shakira Jihann Harris
Birthday: November 12
Birthplace: Berkeley, CA
Current Location: Hayward,CA
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: a couple different shades of brown
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: black/native american
The Shoes You Wore Today: black slip ons
Your Weakness: ice cream
Your Fears: snakes!
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, red pepper flakes, parmesan cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: complete my book
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "what morons do I have to deal with today?"
Your Best Physical Feature: my lips
Your Bedtime: whenever I go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: too many to name just one
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI PUNX!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: french vanilla for all you undersophisticates!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: lotsa weed
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH!!!
Do you Sing: only when I'm drunk
Do you Shower Daily: I'm gonna go with yeah
Have you Been in Love: I'm in love as I type this
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: eventually. I'm in no hurry
Do you belive in yourself: YES!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: in a non-conceited kinda way
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: just my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're great for background noise during sex
Do you play an Instrument: the keyboard and eventually the electric guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: been doin that the last few nights actually
In the past month have you Smoked: same as above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: weed don't count, so no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work in one for fuck's sake!!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: God, no!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but I would like to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: last night to be exact
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: when I was 15. it was fuckin stupid
How do you want to Die: peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm grown, I just want a successful, fulfilling career.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan (BANZAI!!!)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't matter
Favourite Hair Color: anything but blonde or weird rainbow colors
Short or Long Hair: I don't care, as long as it's neat
Height: gotta start @ 6 feet!!!
Weight: no sticks and no Fatass McFatasses!!!
Best Clothing Style: get ya grown man on!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none (cuz weed don't count dammit!!!)
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 5 (for now)
Number of Tattoos: 1 (for now)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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