No Home For The Holidays |
Everybody is either dead or so far away I'll never see themMy mom is goneMy grandfather who gave me so much wisdomMy aunt who taught me all about cars and Big Daddy RothMy dad lives in Germany And aft... Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:44:00 GMT |
Television hernia. |
My mom bought me a giant TV a few years ago. We kept it at her house in the room she never slept in, but I always did when I stayed over. It's huge. When she died, I took it with me. It's HEAVY, too. ... Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:08:00 GMT |
Fud at Tim Hopkins binafit 20th ward |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNeRENmRbek Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:45:00 GMT |
Another Perfect Day |
Terrible at relating to any other humanPrying a dinner of cheap fake ThaiFrom a plastic boxSpilling boiling noodles over my fingersThe same fingers I need for work tonightPull them ... Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:08:00 GMT |
Easter and my longing for chocolate... |
I gave up chocolate for Lent. I do every year because I love the stuff and I can’t stand living without it. Well, Easter is upon us and I get to have my chocolate after waiting what seems a life... Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:46:00 GMT |
Listen to me... |
I have spent the better part of the last year trying to get and stay sober. I have spent the better part if the last year trying to stay married and have a private life while knowing that any misstep ... Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:08:00 GMT |
So. You think YOU had a bad day???? |
Here's the rundown, y'all. Uncle Fuddy has had a fuck of a 24, I tells ya. Now, no real blood was lost and I have had worse, larger bad days, but check this and see if the series of events ain't enoug... Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:00:00 GMT |
The Complacency of Modern Schlock-Rock |
What? Rock-N-Roll is supposed to be all safe, now? Sorry, y'all, but I never read that book. Seems to me I remember a whole slew of folks I ran with that had high ideals and strange moral codes. Smoke... Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:21:00 GMT |
Endorphins and cake. |
It's really quite a simple combination
It can make everything remarkably clear and easy to understand
Especially if you've told the truth about friendship
I've seen it work
Go on, give it a try!
If th... Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:55:00 GMT |
In a non-descript world, a drunken ass is a breath of fresh air. |
Ever wake up after a binge and feel like an ass? Making wildly frantic phone calls to the few people you remember having seen in order to make you rather ham-fisted apologies. Not out of sorrow for wh... Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:39:00 GMT |