Human oddities, midgets with limps, Darth Vader, Bruce Campbell, God...so I can ask him, "What the FUCK?!!!?", Shitney Spears so i can poke her really hard in the left eye, Chriss Angel for the sole reason of pleading with him to drop the fuckin dramatics and get on with it, Chuck Liddell just to tell him he's the baddest mudderfucker ever