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Pain in Your Ash...

i often ask myself that question....

About Me

a lover and a fighter, a lush, a good friend to true friends, not terribly photogenic, experience constant cravings for food, like dancing more than anything but no one ever wants to go with me, happy for the time being... whatever that means...

My Interests

straight jackets,more jackets, shoes are okay, sleeping (when it's actually possible), cooking and eating, dreaming, dreaming in a room all my own... with 4 walls surrounding me, world domination, biting, pinching, sneezing, acquiring random stuff, getting rid of random stuff, wandering the streets aimlessly, world domination,... yeah..screaming, world domination oh yeah, and Drool...............!

I'd like to meet:

partners in crime, midget wrestlers and lion tamers...those who drool in their sleep ....

Music:

YES!!!!.... any suggestions?

Movies:

love them... well, not all of them....

Television:

nope...well, sometimes late night twilight zone...that's nice...

Books:

the stranger...

Heroes:

people who proudly wear panties on their head...MILFs, DILFs, more midget wrestlers, Lefty for his kind words and extreme understanding, Chat Matt for his many anecdotes, Mike for not completely and totally losing his mind to the creation of crap music and for also being my snuggle bunny when I need it most, the two BENs who I know for just being BENs, poppa, sisters, people who pick their noses in public and don't give a damn, friends that sit and listen...such as Micah and Naomi, those with integrity, the insane bum sitting on your street corner just trying to keep it together

My Blog

i’m thinking that i need....

a muse... i have two wonderful men (gay men) that keep me on my toes and breathing... but i need a lady in my life that will bring about enchantment.... I really think NEED it...
Posted by Pain in Your Ash... on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:43:00 PST

I woke up today....

with a gigantic smile on my face.... i have been in the best mood lately....even with mike working 24/7 and my lack of any sort of occupation, things have been good...calm...happy...cooking...organizi...
Posted by Pain in Your Ash... on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:54:00 PST

So far....

27 is not such a bad age...
Posted by Pain in Your Ash... on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:38:00 PST

At night...

..t gets lonely, but then .. crawl up next to my four year old n..ece and she cuddles w..th me all n..ght.... we are currently shar..ng a very t..ny bed... a bed made for m..dgets... .. know ..t can't...
Posted by Pain in Your Ash... on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:16:00 PST

Peru...

I just arrived in Cusco from the Amazon region.  The lodge  we stayed in the Amazon could only be accessed by walking two miles and taking two canoe trips.  I was dripping wet by the ti...
Posted by Pain in Your Ash... on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:38:00 PST

A more efficient workplace...

I wish my office was made of candy... Lollipops growing from the ceiling, a gooey gumdrop desk, a stapler made of chocolate, a soda-filled slip and slide, marshmallow office chairs...
Posted by Pain in Your Ash... on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:09:00 PST

The Butcher...

I've been enrolled in a lady fight... Ashley the Butcher vs. Megan the Kung Fu Warrior.  My manager Vaheh has assured me that this fight would be to my financial benefit. I only have to pay ...
Posted by Pain in Your Ash... on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:12:00 PST

cleaning can be fun

I was browsing craigslist today... It's my favorite website.  I found this lovely posting today... it definitely brightened my day.  I know that's cheesey, but a black cloud has decended and...
Posted by Pain in Your Ash... on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST

The New Pad... Finally!

Mike and I just moved into a new apartment this weekend.  We crapped ourselves out, moving all of my junk, but it was worth it.  It's gigantic.... we could do cartwheels if we wanted to.&nb...
Posted by Pain in Your Ash... on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:25:00 PST

Mommy, when I grow up I wanna be a complete and total jerkoff???

Somebody fucking shoot me!!!! I'm sitting at work at the present moment, being forced to listen to the conversation in the next room.  We're getting ready to launch a new dreamgirl contest/beauty...
Posted by Pain in Your Ash... on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST