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Baldrick

About Me

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Permision to speak sir. Yes? Right now I'm carving my name on a bullet because they say that if you have your name on a bullet you'll never get hit by it. And I'll never shoot myself, now will I?Can't wait till we go and fly planes with Mr. Flash! I wonder why they call them the 20 minuters?A great big thankyou to all of my friends for leaving comments on my page! Mr. Blackadder says 'why would anyone want to be a great lump of dough's friend?'Now, while your here, would you like some rat-o-van? What is it, I hear you ask. Well, its rat....yes....thats been run over by a van. How about a coffee. Well, if we had any. Cafe' da dirtee? With a bit o' suger? Dandruff, I mean. How about a cappacino'? Saliva, I should say.I think I can hear Mr.Blackadder calling, probably to stick my head in a bucket of mud.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Shadow, my favourite highway man. Charlie Chaplin, my all-time hero. Flash, the great and the Earl of Doncaster. True Genius.

My Blog

Does no-one care about me?

I'm right. No-one cares that I inproved handwriting. Some people think glasses make you look smart, but Mr.Blackadder does not.
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 23:03:00 GMT

Pardon, Mr.Blackadder?

Heres a poem about the great Mr. BlackadderPardon, Mr.Blackadder? Permision to speakYou might care about the small, poor, grotty and weakBut I have a cunning plan,  Mr. BlackadderWe can get out o...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 21:56:00 GMT

Mud

Mr Blackadder is making me write with mud today. I would've much rathered vomit. Oh well. I have a cunning plan..........but I cant write it down here Mr Blackadder might see it. Now we are submitting...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 01:03:00 GMT