DO YOU KNOW WHAT "NEMESIS" MEANS?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent...
Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt ... me.
Right, lets get the obvious done first, my name isn't really Joey, you got me there, you wont find those four letters in that order on my birth certificate, my full real name is Josephine Nthenya Shaw (Nthenya is Kenyan for "day time" as my mum popped me out at spot on 12 midday in Nairobi back in the 80's) Anyway I like to be called Joey because I think it sounds cooler than my full name, deal with it, I have.
I drink pretty regularly and when I do, I really go for it, and ALWAYS behave like a wanker, I'm over it, I dont think others are though. I smoke L&B council fags, I've accepted the fact I'm going to die some day, I've dealt with this issue, save your preaching for someone who cares about their health, because I certainly don't.
Got a screw face all night all day
Screw face keeps fellaz at bay
Screw face means keep well away stay away
Screw face means get out my way
Screw face means you don't know me,
what you lookin at what's your beef?!?
Screw face means I'm not havin it
Screw face means I'm not a chief
Screw face means I'm not happy right now
Dat's why no smile was used
Screw face means I'm not pleased
Screw face means I'm not amused
Screw face means I jus wanna walk not talk
Screw face means I jus wanna leave
When I activate my screw face, gimme space
Screw face means let me breathe!
Everything you need to know:
Music:
Main likes:
- I dig Punk
- I dig Hardcore
- I dig Reggae
- I dig drum n Bass
- I dig Gangster Rap
- I dig Golden oldies
Main dislikes:
- Commercial horse shit
- Fake nonsense
- Scene bands
- Scene kids
- Random Myspace slags who try and bum the fella, pity you're all worth less than a bag of chips...go empty your minge on someone you might have a chance with... JOG ON!
- People who spend all their money on expensive clothes to look like every other fucker they are trying to fit in with and call themselves " individual" ... news flash NO YOU AINT!
- Hardcore kids who say Croosh
- Try Hards
- Clueless fakes
- Creepy old perverts
- People who try and walk all over me
- People who try and use me
- Nazi Punks
- Racists: Go study your family tree I bet you aren't as pure blood as you think you are, small minded cunts
Things I get up to:
- I like reading + writing poetry
- I like spending time with homies
- I like meeting new people
- I like dancing
- I like getting drunk
- I like shouting the odds
- I like singing in the shower
- I like sleeping
- I like burping really loud
- I like helping friends in need
- I like making people laugh
Going to the following:
- Parties
- Pubs
- Clubs
- Shows
I like drinking:
- Stella Artois
- Red Stripe
- Newcastle Brown Ale
- Apple Juice
- Coca Cola
I like Eating...
- Bacon and Egg butties
- Pepperoni pizza
- Burgers
- Steak Slice
- Sandwiches
- Chips
- Sausage rolls
- Doughnuts
- Jelly
- Ice cream
- Jellybeans
- I love apple juice
*Special fatty thanks to: Burger King, Subway, KFC, Maccy's and Sayers
