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About Me

Hi there, my name is Zach and if you're one of my friends, welcome to my MySpace. If I barely know you or you're a friend of a friend then you're welcome too. Otherwise get the hell out of here. Seriously. Get out right now. I can wait... That's better. As you may already have noticed I'm a strange guy. I'm about 6' 2", thin, and very pale. I'm pretty quiet around people I don't know but that's just because I don't like them. Around my friends I'm semi-talkative and, depending on who you ask funny. I'm currently 18 years old, in my first year of college, and it's surprisingly similar to highschool. Minus the neverending drama and idiot cliques. Ahem. I'm usually wearing a black t-shirt with a favorite band or some kind of insult on it and a pair of jeans. That or nothing but a a bright red thong (for the ladies). *beat*... I was trying to make a joke there. Fail. I love to drink and do it very well but it's just easier to smoke. I don't have a girlfriend right now (what a surprise) but I'm always looking... when I'm not sleeping or otherwise incapacitated that is. I love video games and I can beat you at anything besides Halo. Seriously, anytime you wanna throw down I'm ready. Unless you're scared that is. I thought so. Pussy. JK. I like to think I'm a good friend and that's why I made this MySpace. To meet new people and keep in touch with the ones I already know. Enjoy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Zach Gifford
Birthday: 10/23/1987
Birthplace: Sarasota, Florida
Current Location: Venice, Florida
Eye Color: dark blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6' 1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: not applicable
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black, ass-kickin' boots
Your Weakness: kryptonite and idiots with strong opinions.
Your Fears: nothing... seriously. apathy beats fear every time.
Your Perfect Pizza: Ummm... I dunno... pepperoni?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to get my own car and place to live.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wheeee!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hmmm... where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm not fat. Or bald.
Your Bedtime: either 4:00 pm or 4:00 am.
Your Most Missed Memory: If I could remember I wouldn't miss it. Damn.
Pepsi or Coke: Cooooooooooke!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Oh no, oh no, pleeease don't make me choose!
Single or Group Dates: single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I prefer real tea. those fake ones taste terrible.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate all the way.
Cappuccino or Coffee: capuccino.
Do you Smoke: Yep.
Do you Swear: none of your fucking buisness.
Do you Sing: I think that counts as a crime against humanity.
Do you Shower Daily: of course.
Have you Been in Love: I'm not sure. I think I'm incapable of love.
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: I'm not sure.
Do you belive in yourself: yes, myself and no one else.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I'm mediocre.
Are you a Health Freak: good god no!
Do you get along with your Parents: not very well...
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love thunderstorms.
Do you play an Instrument: does the kazoo count? no? then I guess not.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: "a box" no. three boxes, yes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: that too counts as a crime against humanity.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: of course not... seriously, no.
Ever been Drunk: Hells yes.
Ever been called a Tease: I hope not. why? do you know something?
Ever been Beaten up: ha! no.
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a fiery explosion. preferably one that I caused.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a graphic designer or a herpetologist.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green but it doesn't really matter.
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or red but that doesn't matter either.
Short or Long Hair: it depends on the girls face.
Height: shorter than me.
Weight: anything but too fat or too thin.
Best Clothing Style: it doesn't matter.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I think it's 4 but I'll add to that list soon.
Number of CDs I own: more than twenty, less than thirty.
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none for now.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'm sure I've got some but I can't remember them.
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About Me Personality Quiz
What is your name?: Zach
How old are you?: 18
When is your Birthday?: 10/23/87
What is your zodiac sign?: Scorpio
Where were you born?: Sarasota, FL
Where do you live now?: Venice, FL
What color eyes do you have?: Blue
What color hair do you have?: Brown
How tall are you?: 6'2"
How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies): 144 lbs.
What is your race?: Caucasian
What is your worst fear?: N/A
Do you smoke?: Yes
Do you drink?: Yes
Do you cuss?: Yes
Do you use drugs?: Yes
Have you ever or will you ever steal?: No
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?: Yes
Do you play in a band or play an instrument?: No
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?: Not yet.
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?: Harvey Murray Glatman
Do you suffer from depression disorder?: Who doesn't?
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?: Decapitation
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?: Nope
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?: Of course.
What subculture do you belong too?: Morlocks
Are you evil?: Sometimes
Do you believe that you can be possesed?: Sure, why not?
Are you a paranoid person?: Very
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?: Nope
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?: I'm slightly compulsive.
Are you a violent person?: Sometimes
Do you take your anger out on other people?: Not without a good reason.
Do you blame other people for your mistakes?: Nope
What is your favorite game?: T.E.S. 3 Morrowind
What is your favorite movie?: I don't have one.
Who is your favorite band?: TOOL
What is your favorite song?: Jambi
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?: Philosophy, psychology, and fantasy.
What is your favorite color?: Red
What is your favorite food?: Cheese fries
What is your favorite drink?: Liquor
Do you own a pari of converse?: I don't own any Converse. Not even a pari.
Do you own a pair of dickies?: Nope
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?: Sure, why not.
Are you a virgin?: None of your buisness!
Are you kinky?: I'm super freaky... Yow.
Do you like biting?: Yay, verily.
Do you masturbate?: Nooo... of course not.
Do you watch pornography?: How do you think I mastur... I mean no.
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?: No, but I'd like to sometime.
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?: Nope
Are you hyper active person?: Quite the opposite.
Are you religious?: No, my very existance offends god.
Do you have any self inflicted scars?: Nope
Does pain turn you on?: Whose pain ;)
Do you stand for originality and creativity?: Yes
Do you like meeting new people?: That depends on the person
What do you like most about life?: Sleeping and getting fucked up.
What do you dislike most about life?: The rest of it.
Do you believe in love at first fright?: Sure, why not?
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself?: Not yet.
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money?: Nope
Do you own a car?: (sobbing violently)
Have you been to jail, yet?: No, that's for underlings.
Are your clothes held together with safety pins?: Nope
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?: Nope
Have you ever vomit while making out?: Lol, no.
Have you held a job for less than a day?: Nope
Do you own more than two pair of jeans?: A lot more.
Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason?: Yes
Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house?: Nope
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude?: Nope
Does the world piss you off?: I no longer care.
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You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people. Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. Atleast, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.
Main weapon: Sniper
Quote:"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes
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