SnozzleGOD

I am an acting crew chief on the kandahar fire dept (Like FDNY only smaller) and have been for 12 months now. I was in the army for a minute and then the national Guard. I have amassed over 18 years of firefighting experience one weekend at a time, and no matter what he says i can beat Frantz in a fire. I know what i am doing and that is why chief likes me. All the other guys are just really jealous, because when it got here I was the only one allowed to use the Snozzle, well except for that fuck Gordon, but he is only there as a secondary. I am the one in charge of the trucks!! I really like Coca-cola, although sometimes it tastes funny here, but thats okay cause i just smoke another Malrboro, cause it makes it taste good. I am gonna be a real crew chief soon, and thats cool!! I have the biggest snack collection on base , maybe even in the whole country!! and i won't share it with anyone, because if they want it they can get it them selves. oh and i think i have a wife.