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Matt

Shit happens when you party naked.

About Me

I enjoy long walks to dive bars with short people and nice glass of scotch. I also enjoy fighting in the streets (or bushes) and eating pretzel enchiladas while drinking others' drinks and rocking out to Iron Maiden just after relieving myself orally of pretzel enchiladas and not remembering most of it. Remember kids, live the dream! Run on sentences...yay!I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Golden State Warriors, San Jose Sharks, San Francisco 49ers, SF Giants, mixed martial arts and movies. I enjoy kickboxing, skiing, golfing and bowling (a gentlemans game).

I'd like to meet:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ozzy Osbourne, James Hetfield, Glenn Danzig, Bruce Campbell and Mirko Filipovic. I want to party hardy with Dane Cook, The Weiz - Pauly Shore, and the late Mitch Hedberg. I definitely need a 24 hour drunk with Zakk Wylde and I wish I could've had one with Dimebag - RIP.

Music:

Metallica, Pantera, BLS, Ozzy/Sabbath, Scorpions, Danzig/Misfits, Chaimera, Children of Bodom, Mastodon, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Iron Maiden, Rammstein, AC/DC, Slipknot, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, Type O Negative, Deathklok, Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Journey, Foreigner and of course, mother fucking Diamond Lane!

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Matrix, Kingpin, Ghost Dog, American Psycho...Truthfully, movie watching is my passion. There are just too many good damn movies to list.

Television:

Currently watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Deadwood and 24. Of yeah, can't forget the cartoons: Family Guy, American Dad, Metalocalypse and the best, Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

Books:

Currently reading The Historian - nothing more awesome than a book about Vlad the Impaler. Otherwise, I enjoy reading horror novels, current politics and history.

Heroes:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Zakk Wylde, and Carl Brutanaluski (Oh the dirtiness!)

My Blog

The Six Circles of Hangover Hell

So my more educated readers don't accuse me of plagiarism, I did in fact take this from the modern drunkard website.  The author, from what I can tell, is anonymous. This tells it exactly how it ...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:57:00 PST

Sweet Bearded Bliss

I am currently in the process of creating a breathtaking moustache.  I have been missing sleep.  I have been missing work.  I most certainly have NOT been missing sobriety.  My eff...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 04:28:00 PST

Macho Man Randy Savage! Oh Yeah!

"The Macho Man"Randy Savage Goesto the Doctor. BY Rick Stoeckel - - - - (8/5/05) Oooh yeah, brother! You know who the man is. You're looking at him. The toughest, most unbelievable wrestler on the p...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 02:52:00 PST