So true yet so Funny |
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:05:00 PST |
9-11 |
Follow the steps at the end, this is prettycreepy!1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 ...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:48:00 PST |
Alcohol can be Dangerous |
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...a) Innovativeb) Preliminaryc) Proliferationd) CinnamonThings that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...a) Specificityb) British Constituti...
Posted by Tim on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:20:00 PST |
Questions |
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?If electricity com...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:51:00 PST |
Beer the new date rape drug?? |
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". ...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:54:00 PST |
Sex is Healthy |
A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug aft...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:40:00 PST |
New Jersey Rules |
I'm from New Jersey. I curse a lot. I say yo. I say it often. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like & I know that getting a pie means pizza, not apple or cherry....
Posted by Tim on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 04:22:00 PST |
Murder story |
> Do you like to read a good murder mystery? Not even > Law and Order would attempt to capture this mess. &nb...
Posted by Tim on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 03:32:00 PST |
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Posted by Tim on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 01:58:00 PST |
Doesn't work well as a blog better as a bulletin but o well |
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