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jaimie christ superstar

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About Me

well i'm pretty effin rad and hilarious.. not to mention, the best stewardess in the world even despite the lack of breathing room in polyester. i hate superman (he's a pawn of the U.S. government). i feel most comfortable when there's chaos in my life (chaos, not drama). bla bla bla. i'm fuckin aces. the end.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

rupaul, a megazombie and survive it, or your mom. ..

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My Blog

dear you who just came back into my world

you still make me blush.i cant even handle how nervous you make me.i am prematurely smitten.holy fuck.
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:22:00 GMT

dear you,

(you know who you are..)i have the next 2 days off...call a bitch.i cant wait to see you again!
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 22:01:00 GMT

jammies couch-a-thon to end abruptly

after being off work for nearly 2 months, i have been re-assigned to some daunting tasks in an office environtment. my new tasks will include the following: copying, and filing.i am not looking forwar...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 17:22:00 GMT

turds n infants

this is an update. i'll start with a "friendly skies" story.details:-flight 683 -yyz-yvr -737-800 series a/c-103 pax on board-2 hours and 13minutes into flightafter a lengthy visit with the ladies in...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 13:12:00 GMT

a glimpse of enlightenment,

is what the fuck i experienced this weekend. it was a very emotional and spiritually invigorating weekend. i love my girls.i love carmen because shes my long lost sister.and i love adrienne because sh...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:17:00 GMT

i hate passengers

.. that is all.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:52:00 GMT