Miss Monica Layne - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello, there, I am Monica. I am 27 years old and I feel a lot older, but I look fabulous. Yeah, I have a high opinion of myself, and hey, I should! I worked hard on it.I am a little crazy and a little moody, but I am pretty smart and always have an opinion. I am a bit hard-to-take most times but it suits me fine, too. I get bored easy and I have to keep myself busy or else I feel stagnant. I am a self-proclaimed sociopath. Yeah. That's me. I can be very offensive, but I am usually right. I relate to George Carlin and Dilbert comics. I have two little boys, Andy and Brad-they are the reason I breathe.I am a nurse at a gastroenterology clinic in Germantown, Tennessee. I take care of people after colonoscopies. I love my job, and I make people laugh there. A happy patient is a laughing patient. Don't believe me? Wait 'till you have a colonoscopy and see what you do when you're waking up and I tell you to fart. You can't help but love that job! I am kindof neurotic about my health. Number one, I take care of my body. I hate whining and I love people that take responsibility for their actions. Liars should be punished to the extent of the law. Man, its good to be me!Profile Edited by MMS MySpace Editor 2.0

My Interests

Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Thrift Shopping, Playing with the kids and dorking out to Johnny Cash alone in my car! :) Its also fairly obvious that I enjoy flipping the bird. Most of the people I hang out with seem to enjoy it as well.

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin. Nuff Said.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, U2, Prince, Smashing Pumpkins, Skinny White Chick, Elton John, Beatles, Pink Floyd, AC.DC, KISS, Kelly Clarkson, T.I., Old School Rap (Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Salt-n-Pepa), Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Some Techno (in small amounts) Puddle Of Mudd, Some Trance, LOL Johnny Cash...Way too many to mention...

Movies:

Walk The Line, Beaches, Steel Magnolias, Midnight Cowboy, Coal Miner's Daughter, Trainspotting, An American Haunting, The Amityville Horror, The Notebook, The Green Mile, Again, too many to mention

Television:

Sex And The City, Forensic Files, Law and Order:Criminal Intent,M.A.S.H, The L Word, Adult Swim, Family Guy, Six Feet Under, House, and yes, American Idol *sigh*...

Books:

Right now I am reading "Everythings Eventual" by Stephen King. Also working on "The Chamber" by John Grisham.

Heroes:

My boys, Andrew and Bradley. They have been through so much in their young lives and still have that child-like happiness. They amaze me. They are my "little men"...

My Blog

Must Be Done Carefully...

Well, what a crazy 2 weeks it has been. I filed for divorce ysterday and I feel like the other shoe has dropped, in a good way. I worked this morning, and then stopped by my biological father's ...
Posted by Miss Monica Layne on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:14:00 PST

Fart questionaire

Field Survey: Please fill out and laugh all you want! Please copy and paste, then send back in a message to me. I am doing some research for a project of mine, and would appreciate your cand...
Posted by Miss Monica Layne on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

Peeved And Disgusted!

Have you ever wondered if a tight cable could snap a person's body in two pieces if it recoiled? Apparently these guys on the discovery channel's show, "Mythbusters" wondered. The myth wa...
Posted by Miss Monica Layne on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:23:00 PST

Scene: 9-11

Scene: 9-11-01 Child: Mommy, is smoky outside. Mother: Yes, sweetheart I know.... Child: Mommy, why are the sirens going off? Mother: To warn the people, darling. ...
Posted by Miss Monica Layne on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST

My Man, George!

Gotta love George Carlin YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not ...
Posted by Miss Monica Layne on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:20:00 PST

The Parable Of Wounded-Foot

Introduction: Have you ever lied? We all have. Indulge me for the next few paragraphs..... &...
Posted by Miss Monica Layne on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:59:00 PST

Good Song

"Who Knew"You took my handYou showed me howYou promised me you'd be aroundUh huhThat's rightI took your wordsAnd I believedIn everythingYou said to meYeah huhThat's rightIf someone said three years fr...
Posted by Miss Monica Layne on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:15:00 PST

Too Funny-I found this while surfing around

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas (Banana Press International)--"Jim Bob" Duggar is once again thanking the good lord Jesus again tonight after accidently being devoured by his wife's vagina Tuesday even...
Posted by Miss Monica Layne on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:24:00 PST

Oh, Gods Forgive me

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Posted by Miss Monica Layne on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:39:00 PST

Review of "Not like everyone else"

Last night I watched the premiere of the made-for-televison Lifetime Movie, "Not LIke Everyone Else". I have to admit I was a bit disappointed, as the movie played out more like "Mean Girls" tha...
Posted by Miss Monica Layne on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST