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People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Eighteen
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Two
Eyes Gouged: Seventeen
Tongues Cut Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: Joey Big-Lips
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The office is done

My office is officialy done. Oh great wonderous day. My office is complete. It took 10 months.... but it is finally done. Fully wired, fully set up. Now I can start working from home. Granted, I still...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:54:00 GMT

Pavlov’s cat

So many of you read about the issue I'm having with Baxter being relentless in the morning as soon as he hears my alarm. Last night I changed my ring tone... yes, I use my phone as an alarm in th...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:55:00 GMT

The case of the farting cat is no more

Sorry I have not written lately. Been busy. Got my taxes done. Ok, I haven't been real busy.. Just been spending too much time on the computer at work, so i lose the urge when i get home.   I jus...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:15:00 GMT

Who am I

Ok. Who am I? These days I'm no real sure. I decided to take a personality test to find out. Here is what I found: I am social, outgoing, worry free, optimistic, upbeat, tough, likes large parties, ma...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:46:00 GMT

Why is it when you look up anything about poop on the net, it lists a bunch of German sites?

yeah... I know it's strange, but I was trying to look for a picture of a unicorn crapping a rainbow while I was at work today. So I am finally starting to feel better. I slept for half of the we...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:37:00 GMT

Sick and drugged

Ok. I am sick. I am also hopped up on cold meds. Not functioning at full capacity..... I also just gont done baby sitting. I had to go buy some food for her. I guess 5 year olds don't like things...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:52:00 GMT

Turkey Lurkey Die

I came home from work on Friday to find that there was a large turkey perched (as well as a turkey can perch) on the railing of an apartment that I had to walk passed in order to get ino my apart...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 17:23:00 GMT

Who knew eating an entire box of Mike and Ikes would give you a tummy ache

I hate Mike and Ikes. So after a long few days a work, I decided to treat myself to a nice bottle of wine. Being I've cut back drastically on my drinking, I got rather 'relaxed' and ended up...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:41:00 GMT

Just another Sunday

So today I helped shave a cat. Thats right, a cat. It became lazy and fat and couldn't clean itself very well. It started getting dred locks. Interesting adventure to say the least. On a better ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 19:00:00 GMT

R.I.P Blue Sparkly Water Snake. I hardly knew you.

As many of you already know, I started my new role at work on Monday. Things are going as good as expected. I'm trudging through a lot of issues and have a lot of work a head of me, but I think it wil...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:26:00 GMT