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Jeremiah

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Me? First off, don't send me any friend requests if you're some stupid fucking porn site. I'm not some loser that can't get laid. Sex is easy to achieve. SO STOP SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS THAT LINK TO YOUR PORN SITE!Now that we're past that; There is no box. My cheese slid off my cracker I'm part cartoon I'm a few teeth short of a rake toys in the attic truly gone fishindig? I'm a fun junkie.I provide and expect confidence and respect. Everybody's human; everybody slips here and there. So long as we learn and grow from our mistakes, this is forgivable.I'm not afraid of living or dying.Dad taught me to search for beauty everywhere in life, lest I miss it. Mom taught me how to be a friend. The steps taught me a lot of crazy shit, but we'll get to that later.The way I see, we got noses in a world of roses...and who the hell can stay happy without friends to share it with?Consider me an illustration of Newton's Second Law of Motion.I am an artist of sound, love, life, and the body.I've studied the art of Masonry for the last 10 years. The last job I worked on ended up receiving an award from the Asheville Historical Society. ;)I've pretty much lived my life to the fullest for about every moment of it, and will do so until it ends...in this body, the next, or whatever the fuck else happens to happen. I can't imagine that life just ENDS...but If it Does, I suppose I won't care too much.I got hurt real bad a few years ago, and I'm crippled now. I plan on being 100% again, or dying trying.I still like to build, make love, make music, and write write write. I feel like I'm waiting for something or someone to click the "On" switch in my soul and activate a force beyond words.

My Interests

Martial Arts, Playing Music, Channeling Art. I cannot be as atheletic as I like to be at the moment, but I am pushing to recover my body, so I should be able to dance and train again if I'm careful and lucky. I like to build and fix things.Take the quiz: "What Orgasm Are You? ( with pics )"

Excellent Orgasm
Damn that feels good! Your orgasms make yur legs shaky and make you want more!!I'm very interested in the female orgasm. I want to change the world and not be remembered for it.I can play and sing the FUCK out of your music.I love you, and I will find out why before I give you every thought you need to take on the world with your heart.

I'd like to meet:

Your Happiness

Music:

Whatever fits the moodSome of my preferred artists:Rammstein, Lords of Acid, NIN, Archenemy, Ani Defranco, Johnny Cash,KRSOne, David Allen Coe, Bob Frank, Clutch, DJ Shadow, Bob Dylan, Fleetwood Mac, TooL, Operation Ivy, A Tribe Called Quest, Joni Mitchell,UNFOUND LOGIC, Biohazard, ProPain, Jack Johnson....

Movies:

Star Wars George Lucas in Love



This is how George Lucas got his ideas for Star Wars. I love the Princess Bride. Pirates of the Carribean. American Psycho. The Usual Suspects. Fight Club. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Rocky Horror. Harry Potter. La Vita y Bela. Blade. City of Lost Children. ONG-BAK.chainsaw massacre.Evil Dead. Love, Actually. I 3 Huckabees, The Matrix, Like Water For Chocolate, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny...the list goes on! I'll give anything a chance.

Television:

Televisions in stores should be secured, right? A Banner Elk, NC venue's unsecured TV fell 6 feet onto my head when I fell and hit its table.They also failed to call an ambulance, even though they asked me and I declined....250 lb TV to the head, their rapid response and informative measures regarding concussions, and they can't consider that I might not know what's Really occurred? eh..that's TV! I like Adult Swim, Scrubs, some Sci-Fi, the history channel/etc. You know, fun or educational

Books:

Taming of the Shrew. Catcher in the Rye. Anything Richard Braughtigan wrote. Hitchikers guide, Piers Anthony, Hunter S. Thompson, Richard Bach, Chris Hoff, Musashi, Robinsmack, C.S. Lewis, Philip Jose Farmer, Isaac Asimov, Stephen Hawkings, Bobby Fischer, Jonhhy got his gun, The Celestine Prophecy, Bonfire of the Vanities. I almost liked Atlas shrugged, but it makes people get arrogant, SYLVIA PLATH, Fight Club author guy, Stephen King, Roger Zelazny, Ceaser's Scribes, 1001 Vocabulary words you need to know, A thousand pressure points, the Pill Book, Anything I want to read. I like reading

Heroes:

Those who light the end of the tunnel. Whoever made me break my hard candy shell to find a hader sweeter center. My parents, because throughout lifetimes of SERIOUS hardships, they shined perfect love on me and still do.You're my fuckin hero

My Blog

Going to Prison in JULY

It's Jeremiah. If you know me, and love me, and maybe want to see me sometime in the next FOUR YEARS:leave a message at 9193601031I will return your call when I get it if you're not:: a piece of ...
Posted by Jeremiah on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:42:00 PST

R.I.P. Nabil Smith

It sickens me to post these every time I do, but there are a lot of people kept oddly together by this site that I know care about this man. This is the first time I have been able to get online since...
Posted by Jeremiah on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 03:34:00 PST

fickle

There comes a point when it is more harm than good to reach out.Teaching only works when invited. Partners only conquer when united.How can one grow when incubating?On extreior sedationprolonging this...
Posted by Jeremiah on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:48:00 PST

and I need you, too

Somehow I stay strong, though my heart won't stop blleding from fate's fickle prongs I stay strong as the day is long so I may show those exposed how I make right from wrong yet my soul seems to solo ...
Posted by Jeremiah on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

Death, Breath, and Taxes

Well, I've often considered before posting any of my work online how it's ok for me to post it somewhere that exposes it to the possibility of being stolen.I can make more.This one made me hesitate, b...
Posted by Jeremiah on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:50:00 PST

Read Me

I've finally settled on where to go with my talent: Everywhere.I've been accused of being riddled with untapped resources as of late, and I Must admit that facing 5-10 years in the big house righ...
Posted by Jeremiah on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:26:00 PST

ramblings

yeah, so I'm out of jail. That is very nice. I am told I will do at least 5-7 years in prison.That's not so nice, but what the fuck can I do about it?Believe me, if there is something I can do, I will...
Posted by Jeremiah on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:47:00 PST

Valentine's Day, part 2

(continued)Somehow there has to be a waySomehow this shit just has to get OkayI can't spend fifteen years crying life awaySo much undone, so many songs unplayedI need my girls to know how much I miss ...
Posted by Jeremiah on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:10:00 PST

Letter Poem, Valentine's Day

It ain't me locked up even in my dreamsIt ain't me with a heart broke apart at the seamsIt ain't me nickle n dime hurtin' nobodyIt ain't me in here, it's just my bodyGot nothin' but my pain, nothin' b...
Posted by Jeremiah on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:57:00 PST

Jeremiah's Mom has news

Jeremiah has asked me to post his address: Jason J. Hoff, Durham County Jail, PO Box 771, Durham, NC 27702. He has been set up by a Duke student who was arrested at a party where a girl was raped (Jer...
Posted by Jeremiah on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:42:00 PST