Music:
Member Since: 31/03/2008
Band Website: http://members.allstream.net/~talus/kryst/krystsit
Band Members: ALEX COLIAS-vox,guitar
MIKE BELARDES-vox,sax,1-finger-keyboards
FRANK DeSANTIAGO-skins
MIKE GULDNER-GOMEZ-vox,guitar
JAMIE RODRIGUEZ-bass
Here's a list of bands that we were in, are in or got kicked out of: THE PIMPSTICKS (currently playing in), THE KINGPINS (1987 Star Search Champions), KERPLUNK, JOHNNY LEGEND AND THE ROCKABILLY BASTARDS , PLUM LOCO, UNCLE LUCIFER, THE EMBALMED, ALEJANDRO CON LOS LENTES Y LOS ARQUEROS DEL AMOR, LIVING ABORTIONS, TREAD ASPHALT, THE FORBIDDEN PIGS, MISCREANTS, THE CHOP TOPS (currently playing), MODERN SHRUBS, WE DO WEDDINGS, and probably a couple more who we can't remember or they just sucked ass.
Sincerely, Rogue 2
Vaya Con Porno.
Influences: The people who lead us away from those drips at the all-u-can’t-eat, side of the hill, fish fry.
Sounds Like: Our Peeps in the Press Say:
"More cowbell."
William Hung in his National Review column Top of the Pops
"You can't help but pretend to like this band. They suck so bad it makes you hurt."
Wannabe sadomasochist Mel Gibson as quoted in Christianity Today
"I've never heard guitar-like instruments sound so wrong."
Ozzie Osborne during a mysteriously lucid moment on break while filming The Osbornes
"They're all about the old skool, yo. They, like, got all these problems with, like, stuff, know what I'm sayin'? No problems an' they'd be dope, yo."
Noam Chomsky in Tiger Beat
"They just can't play. This band is gonna bomb. They can't play, they can't write, hell, they can barely stand up anymore! They've got a nice set of other peoples' songs and a nice web site, but that's about it."
Brad Kava, San Jose Mercury critic & part-time harmonicaist, overheard at JJ's Blues
"Alot like Green Day without the accordion."
Yo Yo Ma backstage over crumpets & tea with Lemmy Kilmister at the Rock Meets Bach Festival
"Remember what it felt like the first time you heard the Ramones? That was too cool. This band is nothing like that."
Greil Marcus still living in the past
"Extreme suckiness."
Ashlee Simpson during a lip-synced interview
"The mental side-effects can be crippling, but when you combine these with the physical effects of delusions of self-importance, this band can be downright lethal."
Pat O'Riley at some whorehouse in Texas
Record Label: Unsigned
