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Sassy Lene

Will someone Please get a stepping stool down to the Ice so i can Gordichuk all over this DB's Face?

About Me

I'm Pretty much the Biggest Savage Eva!Me and April Drunk WrestlingFirst off, you have to know this about me, I DO WHAT I WANT!If you have a Problem with that, you can leave this Page immediately...I can't live without TanningSometimes I go a little OCDI'm starting to develop a sense of Self Worth that isn't soley based upon what Other people thinkI'm hella Random, like Serious Talk!My biggest cheerleaders in life are my Skiss, my cousin Kate, and my MomI have a Severe Tendency to stroll down the Wrong Path, and they tend to get me back on Track.I enjoy being loud and getting rowdyI Strip in front of my Mirror when I'm bored and I'm working on mastering some Sweet Pole MovesI don't put up with people I find annoying, it's not that I'm mean... I'm just honestGetting inked is Something I developed a Fetish with at the age of 16. I currently have 9 tattoos, and in the Design Process of the 10thI Love streaking in the Rain!!I am really good at Monopoly, so if you would like to challenge me, feel free to do SoOne of my biggest goals in Life is to add a word to the Dictionary, kind of Strange, I know

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My Interests

DancingBeing RandomSPORTING MEN'S CLOTHINGPARTYING NAKED! WHY?! Because, well... I'm a PIMP!Cheerleading as a profession.Making some sweet "moola" with unlce RicoDriving my Convertible with the Top down... Even In the RainBeing a Self Proclaimed Connoisseur of Finely Blended Coffee BeveragesHalloween of '05 I was Team Fitness Skank Bitch Coc Whore Barbie'06 as a VS AngelGoddess of The Lamp... Pretty Damn Sweet, I'm not gonna Lie!

I'd like to meet:

Benji Schwimmer... Mhhm!Some guys that Live at this Address... and The One that Won't
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My Favorites!

Teen Bean

The BF

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P.I.C.

Jadicka

Cousin Kate

Sallay

Sista Spida

Celia

Kels

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Rhiannon

Check out all My Bitches...

Music:

Crunk with the Ladies outside a Black Light Dance Songs I can dance to... which is pretty much Anything!Even if it is in my Window! Or at Freak Night... Pullin' some Stripper Shit in the Dance Circle

Movies:

Zoolander, Cruel Intentions, Troy, The Matrix Trilogy, and Titanic are my faves

Television:

Nip/Tuck

Books:

The Joy Luck Club is my Alltime Favorite book. But lately instead of reading I've been Fryin up Beef a Pound at a Time

Heroes:

My skiss

My Blog

Day Like These

There are days that pass by during which i don't think about it at all.  Days when my life seems to breeze by with such an elegant ease.But then, of course, there are days like today.  Days ...
Posted by Sassy Lene on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST

Good Vs. Great Men

Good vs. Great men A good man isnt worth crying over    But a great man is worth the tears because the make-up sex is going to be just that good A good man could be a textbook 10 ...
Posted by Sassy Lene on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:30:00 PST

Judgemental Assholes

People that look at my profile and assume that i'm a fucking myspace slut, dumb ass stripper, brainless coc whore or any other negatively connotated titles such as these can kiss my tan ass!Random ass...
Posted by Sassy Lene on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:02:00 PST

Will i Ever be The girl I want To be

The countless nights i stay up wondering if i'll ever be the girl i want to be... i slip into the same patterns of life so quickly it frightens me; i'm coced out, i've lost weight, i can't eat without...
Posted by Sassy Lene on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:47:00 PST

Personal Survey

What is your first name? JoleneHow old are you? 17What is your zodiac sign? aquarius When is your birthday? February 3rd Do you have a crush on anyone right now? noIs this person the opposite sex...
Posted by Sassy Lene on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:18:00 PST

True/False Survey

True/False SurveyI've run away from home: TrueI have lied to my parents about where I am and who i'm with: TrueI shut others out when I'm depressed: trueI open up to others easily: falseI am keeping a...
Posted by Sassy Lene on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:41:00 PST