About Me
"I am a writer, writer of fictions;
I am the heart that you call home.
I've written pages upon pages,
Trying to rid you from my bones"
-Colin Meloy
The Decemberists
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INFORMATIONAL:
-her name is Jasmine Leigh McMillan.
-her current relational status is not of your concern.
-her current residence is the same it has always been, in a shit town no one has heard of, full of broken dreams, hopeless wishes, and lost opportunity. otherwise known as Columbiaville, Michigan.
-her presence was placed in this world on Friday, December 13th, 1991. do the math.
-her issues with trusting people may never be mended.
-her tragic flaw is her inability to hold a grudge.
-her trait of interest is being an empath.
-her name is known amongst many faces.
-her time is spent going to shows.
-her peak hours are that of the night.
-her face sets off metal detectors.
-her hair colour changes more frequently than you brush your teeth.
-her goal is to grow a penis.
-her life story is still being written.
PERSONALITY:
-she is hypocritical.
-she is intimidating.
-she is talkative.
-she is forward.
-she is flirtatious.
-she is artistic.
-she is bitchy.
-she is cocky.
-she is egotystical.
-she is rude.
-she is arrogant.
-she is conceited.
-she is self centered.
-she is selfish.
-she is pessimistic.
-she is skeptical.
-she is emotional.
-she is caring.
-she is strong.
-she is confident.
-she is loud.
-she is obnoxious.
-she is random.
-she is argumentative.
-she is outgoing.
-she is friendly.
-she is humorous.
-she is fun.
-she is intellectual.
-she is a hopeless romantic.
WARNINGS:
-she is a negative nancy .
-she is conniving .
-she is persuasive .
-she analyzes people .
-she is controlling .
-she is manipulative .
-she is an impecable liar .
-she takes advantage of people .
-she uses people .
-she talks shit about everyone.
-she plays with people's heads .
-she has no conscious .
-she will play you for a fool.
MISCELLANEOUS:
-she is driven.
-she gets what she wants.
-she can make anyone fall under her spell.
-she has cheated on every single relationship she has ever been in.
-she lives her life how she chooses.
-she is a risk taker.
-she finds amusement in "playing God" and such.
-she believes in the paranormal.
-she laughs at things that aren't meant to be funny.
-she cares what others think, but their opinions don't hold her back.
-she is afraid to grow up.
-she never gets headaches.
-she uses men deodorant.
-she enjoys porn.
-she holds a lot of self pity, but still maintains a great deal of pride.
-she still finds shows on the Disney Channel amusing.
-she is a DDR fanatic, proud and true.
-she rolls commando.
-she picks her nose.
-she has no manners.
-she has no secrets.
-she has nothing to hide.
-she is not afraid to die.
-she is a pretty good cook, but an even better baker.
-her words can flow like poetry.
-she was born with congenital hip displacement disease.
-she does not know how to accept a compliment.
-she has the personality of a gay guy.
-she believes love has no gender, nor age.
-she enjoys meaningful conversation.
-she hardly ever washes her hair.
-she used to be a pushover.
-she switches her friends as often as the seasons change.
-she is prone to placing herself in situations where she is bound to get hurt.
-she is addicted to myspace, ramen, and late night calls.
-she frequently finds herself texting and smoking, but the word "addiction" is not very fitting.
-she is an unnaturally horny individual.
-she never watches television.
-she finds long walks enjoyable.
-she finds pleasure in thunderstoms.
-she is logical.
-she falls in love too quickly.
-music is her passion.
p.s. when it comes to religion, i don't know what to believe. so i choose to not worry about it. caring takes too much effort. on another note, i love to discuss this matter in great detail. so...have at it.
