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©1977

Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence

About Me

A woman is well-groomed when she looks fresh, neat, clean and well-pressed. This means a daily, and often twice daily, shower or bath, fresh underwear and stockings daily or twice daily, competent home or professional hairdressing at least once a week, well-manicured hands, no chipped nail polish, runless, wrinkleless stockings, and shined shoes at all times, even for housework. Create or get your
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My Interests

BAstard coated baSTards with bastARD filling

Movies:

Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Boomerang (only one scene),The Squid and the Whale,The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, Lost in Translation, Clerks, Mumford, Secretary, Return to Oz, Sin City, [Terrorists, Killers & Middle East Wackos], Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Barfly, Tales of Ordinary Madness, The Big Lebowski, A Clockwork Orange, Midnight Cowboy, Blue Velvet, Blood Simple, Funny Games, [Scotland, PA], Igby Goes Down, any clown/midget porn.

Television:

audrina is a back door slut. 9

Books:

WELDING on the FARM, Animal Rights and Pornography [ J. Eric Miller ]-- Amy Vanderbuilt's New Complete Book of Etiquette