Jonty [BSEB]

Hi my name is Jonty yes Jonty,no im not a 37yr old virgin that plays with teddies like the cheap imatation of me from Big Brother (Sorry to dissapoint), and no its no a cheap abbreviation of John or any thing else for that matter.
Oh and btw, just so you're not disappointed when you meet me, I'm not fit. Surprisingly, this paragraph you've stumbled across is neither egotistical nor self-depreciating. It won't give the impression that I’m the best thing since sliced fucking bread, nor will it create the image of dog shit ready to be trod on.
A friend is now a fashion statement to show off on your bebo/myspace page, rather than a commitment. I'll be shy when I first meet you because I get intimidated too easily.
I drink quite a lot, but let's face it, its fun, Although i dont dispute the fact that there are plenty of other things to do to have fun, but from my point of view there is nothing better then getting drunk with a group of mates.
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