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Melissa

My tongues the only muscle in my body that works harder than my heart

About Me

Im a 22 year old who loves haute couture and hates VPL (visible panty lines). I was recently married to the love of my life Mario and I couldnt be happier.You will never see me out of high heels, I can run full speed in them too!I'm always overdressed and I hate wearing panties (no paparazzi crotch shots though) I have an elitist sense of humor but i'm extremley sweet and caring

My Interests

Fashion, celebrity gossip magazines, cookie dough, playing with my 2 chinchillas boscoe and klaus. I'm into blood guts and gore so i'm training to be a coroners investigator so i'll be stepping on intestines with my Jimmy Choos

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, interesting and sexy peoples

Music:

Anything that doesnt suck. My new passion right now is Blaqk Audio,Yelle and Mickey Avalon

Movies:

My movie taste is all over the place from epics to things i'm embarrassed to like, My all time favorite movie is Schindlers List. I also have every season of Spongebob.

Television:

I'm a Law and Order fanatic, Notorious, The Soup, and I'm very greatful to Mike for showing me The Shield and my guilty pleasure is Ninja Warrior and Unbeatable Bnazuke, I also love Frisky Dingo and ATHF

Books:

Anything Steven king, fashion magazines, serial killer biographies (Peter Vronsky wrote the best book), "Larsons new book of cults", "Red Sorghum", "Fear" by Barry Glasner, "Nazi Doctors" by Robert Jay Lifton, "The Collector" By John Fowles

Heroes:

I don't really have any heroes per say, just people I admire, I also find polar bears admirable

My Blog

Feelings?

Have you ever felt something you don't want to but can't help it? ....Yeah me neither....
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:31:00 PST

20 firsts

20 firsts1. Who was your first love? Lady theatre2. Who was your first kiss and when? Ugh Steven Eisenband in the Caribbean 3. Who was your first prom date? I was homeschooled, but was undefeated as p...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:21:00 PST

If you’ve seen 85 movies you don’t have a life ?

The story is that if you've seen 85 movies you don't have a life. Load of crap if you ask me (I'm also ashamed I've watched some of these movies) FYI: I didn't make this list so don't be drinking t...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 06:08:00 PST

10 Household Accessories Belonging to Serial Killer Ed Gein

1) Lamp shades made from human skin2) A belt made from nipples3) 4 noses and a heart4) A table with shinbone legs5) A bowl made from the top of a human skull6) Salted female genitals in a box7) A pair...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:03:00 PST

11 Phobias

Apotemnophobia- fear of amputeesBromidrosiphobia- fear of body odorDefecaloesiophobia- fear of painful bowel movementsEurotophobia- fear of female genitalia Geniophobia- fear of chinsMedomalacuphobia-...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:43:00 PST

Suvey Survey Survey

                                        A Full Ser...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:07:00 PST

You might not know this about me...

- I'm not scared of zombies...just "concerned"- I can't and won't sleep with my arm or foot hangin off the side of the bed...i'm afraid something might grab it - I can't sing and clap at the same time...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:11:00 PST

It’s Official Bitches

I'm famous!
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:13:00 PST

Things I want to do with Morgan Freeman

- Go to a lake and feed the ducks- Have him read me bedtime stories (even though i'm in my 20's)- Have him explain the "birds and the bees" to me (in the least creepy way possible)- Fly a kite- Start ...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:00:00 PST

10 Things Never to Say to A Guy in Bed

1) "I really don't get it. Your feet and hands are so big!"2) "Wow!That was good! Way longer than what your ex told me to expect."3) "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."4) "I gotta remembe...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:32:00 PST