Beau

Hello all! I'm Beau. I'm 117 years old (in cat years) but, this damn fangeled MySpace doesn't go that high. I guess I'm ahead of my years then huh?I'm a very old cat, don't piss me off or I'll piss on you, I have a very weak bladder. My eyesight is not the greatest, so I get pushed around a lot by these youngins. But, they keep my goin' and keep me feeling young.My adopted daughter is Daisy, and she's going to be 21 (3 years) this year. God help me. Donatello is a complete doof, and clutzy. He'll be turning 21 (3 years) as well in May. And Si....well....he's the pain in your ass you just can't get rid of.All in all, I generally sleep all day. I love Vanessa, she's a great human. Not so much when she was a kid though, she'd scare the hell out of me.I like typing when no one's watching, looking at LOLcats online, and sunbathing in the back porch till I get dizzy. I honestly forget where I am at most times. In fact, why am I here typing this? Shouldn't I be sleeping?