Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....FATHER!!!!!!!!!!! |
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane had landed, they hea...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 01:15:00 GMT |
THE MORNING AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! d best!!!! |
An American and an Italian were seated next to a Filipino on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," t...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 01:12:00 GMT |
SEDUCTIVE FINGERS............... |
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bat in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring h...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 01:11:00 GMT |
Anything you wish.... |
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he went to see the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
Two weeks had passed since Gino and Karen's wedding. Eve...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:59:00 GMT |
CONFESSION TIME |
CONFESSION TIME
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on-and she's a nun. "Sister, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have se...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:46:00 GMT |
BAKED BEANS |
So when she met the man she would marry, she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months after her wedding, her car broke down on the way home from work. She called her husband and t...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:43:00 GMT |
Broom Bristles......... |
A peasant girl of 14 went to work in a broom factory. After two months of diligent work, she told the boss she was quitting in two weks. Naturally, he was surprised and was unwilling to let her go. He...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:40:00 GMT |
LIQUID SOAP |
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. H...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:55:00 GMT |
HELL PINOY-STYLE |
A Filipino dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks, What do they do here? He is told, First they put you...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:49:00 GMT |
Ohhh plss.. SUCK IT |
Ahmed, a high-ranking official in King Akbar's court, had one long-standing wish: to suck on the queen's voluptous breasts to his heart's desire. He revealed this one day to the court physician, Birba...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:45:00 GMT |
