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Clearly Crysie

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About Me

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My name is Crystal. I am a 26 year old bi-sexual, married, mother of three. I have a family that I have no choice but to cherish. I have the most amazing relationship with my husband which allows only for the happiness of both parties , whatever that may mean. My kids are gorgeous and I couldn't be more pleased with my little part of the world.

Come see me at www.capturedbycrystalphotography.com or www.myspace.com/capturedbycrystal. A year into changing my whole life and doing photography instead of listening to someone else's customers gripe and I am still having a ball. Some of you from myspace might even get a great deal if you let me use your pics for promotion!!

Just mention that you found me on myspace and we'll talk. Kisses to my Bitches!

My Interests

Reading, Dancing, My kids, My Husband, Grey's Anatomy, Music, Pictures, Pictures, Pictures

The most important thing you need to know about me is that I am always, always HONEST. Almost brutally and boldly honest. I expect nothing less from you. I hate liars and I don't play games.

I like to have a good time and get a little nutty. I can be a bitch but I have a heart of gold. Just ask my Big Dog Daddy, he owns it.

I want to go on a shopping spree and never look at prices. I want to pay all my bills on time and then still be able to blow $1,000 on bullshit. I want to fill my closet with off the wall shoes just because it gives me kicks to wear 'em.

I want to visit New Orleans again before Katrina. I want to take my husband parasailing. I want to get a dog that would kill anyone who hurt my kids but would roll around in the grass with the baby and not put a mark on her.

I want to get my pilot's license. I want to be a movie star. I want to climb a mountain rock face. I want to go skydiving.

I want to put my kids through college and then let them take care of me in my old age. I want to be a fantastic Christian.

I want to inspire my husband to have the greatest love affair of all time with me. I want to be the woman that no party is complete without. I want to need someone less than they need me.

I want to visit Paris and Venice. I want to ride in a gondola and listen to love songs.

I want to drive a convertible without my hair getting mussed. I want to ride a motorcycle in tight black leather and stop at a light and be the girl that makes men drool when I whip off my helmet and my hair is just-got-out-of-bed-where-I had-wild-blow-your-mind-sex sexy!

I want to take off at a moments notice on a destination to nowhere and end up where I should have been all along.

I think women are the greatest. I am married and I love my husband. He and I are very close. But, women can communicate with each other like no one else. My god we can be bitchy and catty, but when we are in harmony there is no stopping us. I love my girlfriends like I love no one else. It is a spiritual thing.

The power of the feminine spirit is incredible. Who else but women, could heal the suffering of the world. We are the mother's of our earth. We give birth, we raise babies and mold them into incredible men and even more incredible women, we stand behind, beside and in front of our partners to propel them to the be the best human being they can be. We encourage and prod and push and love like nothing on this earth. We are strong and powerful and loving and vulnerable, trusting and loyal, intelligent and beautiful creatures.

Rejoice ladies!

Revel in the fact that you are a woman and you are immeasurably powerful.

I'd like to meet:

Fun, outgoing, interesting people.
Attractive, confident open minded women.
Other parents and couples who are managing life on top of a relationship.
People who make other people laugh.
People who laugh at themselves.
People who hear the inner voice of sanity and choose to ignore it.
People who are a little bit conceited.
Unselfish people.
Someone who will inspire me to be a better person.
Someone who cares about their Karma.
People who like pink.
Someone who loves food and hates cats.
Romantics.
Someone with their heads in the clouds.
A woman who reads incessantly and the man who doesn't understand her but loves her anyway.
The voice of reason.
God.
A couple who is married for 30 years and fell in love at first sight.
A woman who inspires me.
Someone who is not afraid to say what they think.
Someone who will not lie. Ever.
People who love daisies.
Someone who must pluck before leaving the house.

Music:

DOES IT HAVE A BEAT??? CAN I DANCE TO IT??

Movies:

I LOVE MOVIES... Romatic comedies, horror films, dramas. I have to admit though that I am NOT big on slapstick or indie films.

Ladies...watch P.S. I Love You!

Television:

ADDICTED to Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Private Practice, Army Wives, Ice Road Truckers, Close to Home, Ghost Whisperer, Numb3rs, Extreme Makeover Home Edition, and The Unit.

Books:

This is too hard a question. I have three bookshelves at home that are filled and I am constantly reading one or two books at a time.

I love Catherine Coulter's FBI Thriller Novels, and books by Nora Roberts and her pseudonym J. D. Robb -the IN DEATH series. I have also become an avid reader of Paranormal Romance and am completely involved in the "Dark-Hunter" world at this point. Wanna know more? Check out Sherrilyn Kenyon. Ash just makes me quiver......

Of course there are "The Dark-Wing Chronicles" and Rosemary Laurey's Vampire Series and most recently J. R. Wards Brotherhood of the Black Dagger Series...OMG...Yummmmy, ya feel me?

Laurell K. Hamilton: Anita Blake and Merry Gentry. I'm a little in love with Jean-Claude and total wanna see more of Doyle's dark yummy side.

Amanda Ashley, Kinley McGregor, Christine Feehan....and on and on...

Heroes:

My kids-I wish I could be as carefree and innocent, my husband James-who is my best friend and the other half of me, my grandfather-My Papaw, who will always think of me as Baby Girl and my Daddy who loved me enough to overlook the fact that he wasn't my only father but is and always will be my ONLY Daddy.

My Blog

You no work here no more....

Well goodbye Apple.  Hello stay at home mommy...maybe...so not sure what the future holds.  But God has a plan, I'm sure of it.  We'll see what life brings.  Hell I'm only 25. I h...
Posted by Purely Perfect Princess on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:27:00 PST

Medical

So I have refrained from putting all of this on my blog until I was sure what was happening but now that I do here it is. In order of appearance:Positive pregnancy test on 5/13/07 (Mother's Day). In...
Posted by Purely Perfect Princess on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:04:00 PST

Gay Marriage, God, The War in Iraq, And Myspace

Hmmm... Ok here we go. Just yesterday I posted an amusing and very sarcastic statement about gay marriage. This morning I happen to find a bulletin from a family member who seems to be very offended b...
Posted by Purely Perfect Princess on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

Money-It's a gas...

Isn't it just FUN to do your bills? Balance the checkbook? Get all of your money in order and count it? And when you do...how many of you have any left over? Hands? Anyone? Bueller.....Yeah. Me to...
Posted by Purely Perfect Princess on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:19:00 PST

A UTI and CASH

I am getting up every 3 minutes to go to the bathroom. At home, at work, in the car, EVERYWHERE. My co-workers must think I am visiting the bathroom for my next fix. WHY, oh WHY must women be more ...
Posted by Purely Perfect Princess on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

Motherhood

Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never...
Posted by Purely Perfect Princess on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:13:00 PST

She Ain't Right....LOVE THIS SONG!!

She got her daddy's tongue and temper Sometimes her mouth could use a filter God shook his head the day he built her Oh, but I bet he smiled. She loves and lives her life unruly Tears up that dirt roa...
Posted by Purely Perfect Princess on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

My First Time....

Artist/Band: Paisley BradLyrics for Song: TicksLyrics for Album: New SongsEverytime you take a sipIn this smoky atmosphereYou press that bottle to your lipsAnd I wish I was your beerAnd in the small t...
Posted by Purely Perfect Princess on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:33:00 PST

Find Out Who Your Friends Are

This is my hubby.. He is exactly the type to do something like this. Jump in the car (or truck) and go where he was needed. I love that about him.Artist/Band: Lawrence TracyLyrics for Song: Find Out ...
Posted by Purely Perfect Princess on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST

Dear Mr. President

PINK LYRICS"Dear Mr. President"(feat. Indigo Girls)Dear Mr. President,Come take a walk with me.Let's pretend we're just two people andYou're not better than me.I'd like to ask you some questions if we...
Posted by Purely Perfect Princess on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:41:00 PST