Hi There. My name is Simian Biscuits and I’m a musician and performance artist. I’ve always been an outsider. All my life people have shunned me because of my physical appearance. They’ve said: “Hey, Simian! You look like you’ve got bits of cardboard, spoons and fake-fur glued to your head!†But this is the way I was born. And, when they say, “Hey, Simian! Why’ve you got a Lucozade bottle tied to your head with a bit of old string?!†I say, “Hey, man! This is just the way I am! This is the way I roll! Don’t be bringing me down with your prejudices!†They don’t know that the baseball cap is out and it’s fizzy-pop all the way for today’s groovers and shakers! Yowza! So step into the world of Simian Biscuits. These biscuits don’t crumble!
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Simian Biscuits is affiliated with Sinister Research facility. See www.myspace.com/sinisterresearchfacilty for more info.Simian Biscuits music and ringtones, along with other SRF items are available to buy direct from http://stores.lulu.com/sinisterresearch
