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About Me

I love breathing and if I had to give a reason it would probably have to be the company that I'm keepin. The gifts I'm receiving, the limits I'm exceeding and all these endless possibilities that I believe in.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi, Ron Paul, Tony Robbins, Ron Carvel, my maker, Captain Planet, Giada De Laurentis, the gingerbread man, the muffin man, any other man made of baked goods.

My Blog

The Devil Inside

This is the entry I have known was coming for quite some time, but I have dreaded the notion of putting into text the thoughts that follow. I have no concept of what good can possibly come from publis...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:40:00 GMT

The Perfect Storm

Meteorology teaches us that powerful forces sometimes collide, combining in the atmosphere to create "a perfect storm." I witnessed this phenomenon first-hand today when the following forces clas...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 19:32:00 GMT

Surveyzzz

What's on your bedside table?Another bedside table. They're stacked as high as the eye can see.What is the geekiest part of your music collection?Zamfir volumes 1-3 (the live stuff sounds better).W...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 18:44:00 GMT

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going!

I have never had the occasion to use a women's restroom, but I can't imagine it could possibly be as interesting and horrifying as a trip to the men's room. I like to believe that ladies spend th...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Check This Out

The shiny new sketchicenter (Wal Mart) recently opened near Haczynski World Headquarters location 1.  This monument to consumerism took the liberty of  installing a self-checkout statio...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 20:48:00 GMT

Advice for Bachelors

The single heterosexual male adult has ways of doing things that are geared toward reducing wasted movement. Not always the most aesthetically pleasing solutions, but if we can cut out a step in some...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:13:00 GMT

Whats my plan again?

I had a chance to spend some time with a girl this weekend who I've had the pleasure of getting to know a little bit lately.  I must admit that I don't know a ton about her but I plan on learnin...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:43:00 GMT

Are You Sitting Down?

OK, whoa. Hold the phone. What the fuck was that all about? You turn around for one second and I get all maudlin on your asses, talking about crazy dreams and cute little kids and birthday parties. Yo...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:39:00 GMT

I met a girl.........

I spent this past weekend out of town... Every once in a while I think it's great to get out of your element and do new things.  Anyway, while away from Dallas I met a girl.  She was beautif...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:20:00 GMT

More letters to God...

Here are more letters to God written by kids.... Back by popular demand.  Suppose how God would answer his letters from kids if he was a cynical jerk...Joyce,Well, excuse the shit outta' me. How ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:04:00 GMT