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ashley effin' castro

she makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities.

About Me


ashley ( aw - sum ) n.
1. cuban
2. probably the most awesome girl ever
3. he man master of the universe!
Synonyms: rad, sarcastic, gross, careless, cuban, dog lover
Antonyms: skinny, egomaniac, sexy
hi!
i'm cuban and it makes me laugh.
i've heard all the jokes about cubans ever.
i went to harvard on a hill/vwcc. now im goin to vcu!
vwcc makes me laugh like an idiot.
racist jokes make me laugh like an idiot.
actually almost anything makes me laugh like an idiot.
and sometimes i cry when i laugh.
i'm a moody brat and i stress a lot.
i get addicted to a different food monthly.
i'm a sucker for porn.
not really but i do love ben and jerry's fossil fuel.
dinosaurs and foxes are my cup of tea.
i friggin' hate paris hilton.
i love the colors pink and blue.
sunshine and a nice breeze are all i need.
i'm engaged to amanda patterson.
natalius is my columbian sister.
i miss my giant smelly beast of a dog.
but i am in love with my new dog. he's my child.
i want to own a fox. like right now.
i'll probably be a bitch to you.
or i'll just pretend i wanna bone you.
i'm horribly afraid of feet.
i like dogs more than i like most people.
i have very curly frizzy hair and i hate it.
i like making sweet love down by the fire.
i have bodacious tatas and a pudge-belly.
i'm obsessed with clothes but i dress like crap.
i love cuddling under my blankets.
little forehead kisses are the best.
one day i will own a damn border collie.
i'm addicted to trash tv. jerry, jerry, jerry.
and i wish i could sleep for more than 6 hours.
i love going places with a group of friends and ravaging everything.
i wish i was a street fighter so i could kick everyone's ass. yeahhahahahhh.
AIM = castrrro. hit me the hell up.

My Interests


i'm an insanely huge lover of anything canine. i'll talk dogs to you for hours and am more than happy just sitting outside with my wywy or any other sweet pooch.

I'd like to meet:


just about anyone and everyone that can make me laugh!View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

music to kick ass to.

Movies:

sin city
the last unicorn
napoleon dynamite
monty python and the holy grail
pirates of the caribbean
fight club
dawn of the dead
wet hot american summer
labyrinth
mean girls
not another teen movie
lion king
alice in wonderland
anchorman
10 things i hate about you
south park bigger longer and uncut
finding nemo
romeo and juliet
forrest gump
office space
willy wonka
john tucker must die
edward scissorhands
who framed roger rabbit
neverending story
the goonies
ferngully
the FIRST land before time
rocky horror picture show
half baked
borat
the breakfast club
my neighbor totoro
the birdcage
the royal tenebaums
the life aquatic with steve zissou

Television:



what not to wear!!
scrubs
fraggle rock
eurekas castle
aqua teen hunger force
family guy
the original power rangers
simpsons
south park
that 70s show
surreal life
salute your shorts
reno 911
chappelles show
true life
courage the cowardly dog
top chef
digimon 1st season
old ninja turtles
CSI
divorce court
people's court
animal cops
robot chicken
laguna beach
miami ink
pornucopia goin down in the valley

Books:

roald dahl
j.k. rowling
c.s. lewis
lewis carroll
aesop
brothers grim
shel silverstein
beatrix potter

Heroes:


my sheaby baby. we've been through a lot and we're still goin' strong. i still get butterflies in my tummy when he hugs me or holds my hand. he's got an imagination that amazes me and has a wonderful "i'll never grow up" adventure side that i adore. he's the best friend i'll ever have and i love him more than anyone. xoxo.
molly kay! we met over giga pets in 6th grade and its been love since. i can always count on her to be my girly other half when i'm having a man moment. my closet, or not so closet, freak of a friend. i've never met someone so obsessed with sproinging my curls or exploiting my cleavage. cat lover to the max and POMPOM future mommy! shopping buddy always. nicest bestest ever.
esther. mow mow mr. rogers! oh my god i've never had so many stupid adventures with one person. like having another little sister. esther herdman is the master of perfectly well timed one liners and drunken sean paul singing. we are both clinically depressed in our own minds and love to cry at each other while consoling one another over sex and puppies. she is my anti-cheating advocate. swagat's and rancho couse through our veins!! she's one of those people who i can have an entire convo with just by giving each other looks. she's the best boyfriend ever.
audwee! my breast friend ever and my newest favorite! i don't know how i'd survive richmond without this girl. she is my new favorite person and our adventures are the kind that make you jealous. we can have fun actually adventuring or sitting on our asses in pjs until 4pm. which happens. we also experiment when our boyfriends aren't looking. i've converted her to the puppy side. get your samoyed! fucking balloons!! TFWHWOS!! the awkward turtle...
amanda! FIANCEEEEE! we've been engaged for about 9382624894 years and our relationship is still spicey! my fav. theatre geek and the one i go to when i want to have a themed party or decorate for a holiday! i've got hopes on this girl becoming famous and supporting my lazy, broke ass. she loves me so much she stalked me all the way to richmond. even though she can be a huge mondo bitch, which turns me on, she's a kick ass friend and a great drunk. especially when taking warm shots and puking up chili in her hand. ;)
courtney! #1 on MY list! ;) rancho buddy to the max and a fellow bvh veteran. an adventure pally and a sex partner for LIFE. slave to the rancho addiction! and always good for a drunk story. she's like my horny little sister. ask her anything about exotic fish or other random ass animals and she'll have a fact for ya. we are going to pay for grad school with SNAKES. love this girl!
shirts and melodddyyy! other bvh veterans whom i love and adore. these two are hippies in their own right and are double the trouble when together. i think they're one of the handful of friends i have whose boobs squash mine! ;) our dogs are all in one big orgy club and there's nothing better than hiking or adventuring about with these ladies. we share bvh war stories. lets get drunk, drunk, CRUNK now that i'm legal, bitches! melody is the queen of random ass sayings and blurting out shit and shirts is the queen of zoning out.
jilly! the nicest, sweetest chick i know and another bvh veteran...though still fighting the good fight! it was love at first sight when she almost stomped jessica's bitch ass! she is the hottest MILF i know and tk's aunty and favorite babysitter! jilly is the proud mommy to cohen who is the cutest baby boy ever! she does the best impressions of people ever and is always the best at giving compliments! the jb doing his hair infront of his dogs dance is my best memory EVER.
natalius! we don't hang out as often as we should but when we do its glorious. she is my much taller and younger columbian twin. my evil match in bitchiness and the hatred of people for no apparent reason other than the fact that they are ugly. i'd have lost my mind in the kid's plays without her and her sexy flying monkey ass. let us not forget the days of fat lillian and her ceramic cow piggy bank! or the good morning faces.
and naturally.. my wywy! he's my furry child and he keeps me sane. he has a nasty habit of ricocheting off of people but we love him anyways. he's a very good boy and he's my little adventure buddy and loves to go anywhere i go! couldn't imagine life without my cuddle pup!

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r.i.p. i love you.

he's one of the best damn dogs that ever lived. we had to put him down yesterday at 6pm. i love you, simon. i'll miss you....
Posted by ashley effin' castro on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 05:38:00 PST