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Timothy Q.

I am here for Friends

About Me


I'm pretty much God's gift... if you believe in that sort of thing... Or Wizard's gift if you prefer that mythological being instead... ohhhhh wait... Odin's gift!

My Interests

Just make it up on your own and make me sound interesting.

I'd like to meet:


People that are as interesting as me on a personal level but as boring as me on a social level.

"That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter. Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love...The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool.": Lester Bangs

Music:

Guns N' Roses, Ben Folds (Five), Senses Fail, Face to Face, From Autumn to Ashes, The Dickies, REM, NOFX, Weezer, Ignite, Dio, Silverstein, Pennywise, Motley Crue, Sweet, Megadeth, H20 ... Rock, Metal, Punk, Screamo, Emo, 80's Metal, Glam... I just like some hooks and a groove.

Movies:

Cool Hand Luke, Into the Wild, There Will Be Blood, Assassination of Jesse James..., Trainspotting, American Psycho, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Fear and Loathing..., Rushmore, The Royal Tenanbaums, The Brown Bunny, Almost Famous, 80's slasher & action movies.

Television:

The Wire

Books:

"Junky" by William S. Burroughs
ALSO:
"Fargo Rock City"; "Sex, Drugs, & Cocoa Puffs" and "Killing Yourself to Live" All by Chuck Klosterman

Heroes:

I don't really look up to anyone but I envy rich people that didn't have to earn it and "LilShowStoppa" seen here:
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My Blog

Big Brothers of America...

    So I am contemplating becoming a Big Brother of America... or a Short Brother... whatever. Bob did it, so if they let the gays in they'll let a hetero like me do it for sure. I went...
Posted by Timothy Q. on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:46:00 PST

Jesus Christ, Its Easter!

    So it’s actually about nine years ago but ten sounded better. It’s Easter so I feel as thought I should be doing some ressurrecting of my own. I cane up with a semi-bril...
Posted by Timothy Q. on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:35:00 PST

"The Chronicles of a Doctor’s Visit"

Woke up this morning to the rawest of raw throats in the history of the world and about a gallon of mucus in my face. Sooooo hot, I'll give you ladies a moment to rub a quick one out...Okay I'll assum...
Posted by Timothy Q. on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:26:00 PST

The Stache

Okay so I am growing a super great mustache and I have to really emphasize that it is NOT; I repeat NOT supposed to be some ironic mustache that I want people to laugh at. I know... sounds ridiculous ...
Posted by Timothy Q. on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:47:00 PST

My knee is killing me.

It really is... really really bad. I can't really move it but... not sure what's going on in there. I'm over the hill. You hear that ladies? OVER THE HILL. Fuuuuuuuck it hurts just to straighten it ou...
Posted by Timothy Q. on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:23:00 PST

Nothing to say...

    It's been a little while and I haven't blogged anything. Rando and Nathan blog their blogging blogs off while I sit here whacking around my ding dong. I owe it to you, my public, to...
Posted by Timothy Q. on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:57:00 PST

I didn’t write this...

... but it's kind of dead on. I'm not bitter right now or anything, a rather good mood actually. And I'm actually a nicer guy now that I have been in the past but I just love this anyway... So here's ...
Posted by Timothy Q. on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:35:00 PST

Brothas love them some watermelon...

...and good for them! I love me some pizza, there's no shortage of burritos in mexico and goddamnit I can't find an Asian that dislikes rice. Does agreeing with all of this make you a racist? Of cours...
Posted by Timothy Q. on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:33:00 PST

An ode to videogames...

I saw this video (posted below) and it reminded me of all the good times I've had with videogames. Not because they're so fun but because Randy and I are terrible people and it's fun to play god. When...
Posted by Timothy Q. on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:33:00 PST

Halloween.

I've said this shit in the past. I have a special phrase I say every year at this time and I was just bitching about it about 2 weeks ago (Back me up Cierra and Jess). I just came across an artical th...
Posted by Timothy Q. on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:11:00 PST