born and raised in the scum pit of america (a.k.a. Rhode Island),Moved to the great state of Texas in 1997 at the ripe, young, horny age of 17 with 50 bucks in my pocket and a backpack full of clothes, intending to stay for 3 weeks. its been 12 years....
I have been a drummer in the decaying d/fw metal scene for over 10 years. as much as this city has died i still love it here. and most of the people i know and have played with are some of the greatest ive ever known
i am the proud father of a four year old psychopath. he is the reason i havent killed a bunch of random people and taken myself out with them.
i have a penchant for beer, gore, art, loundness (its the yankee in me), disgusting humor, drums, guitars, and whatever else gets my dick hard at the time.
I have been completely drug free for a year (minus beer and cigarettes). and im quite proud of myself. if you have a problem with that id be more than happy to ram my cock down your mothers throat.
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