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About Me

Band In America started out as an idea and grew into a family. A bunch of stupid kids from Detroit that grew older, but never any smarter. We beat the shit out of each other and beat the shit out of ourselves. The band is comprised mostly of music written by Steve. Steve’s been playing’ guitar since 1971. At the young age of 4 he stood in as a replacement guitarist for Black Sabbath on their ’74 tour. After the tour, a freak accident with a crazed mongoose left him immobilized. Unable to play guitar, he didn’t know where to turn. Until he met T.J. T.J. was a druggie. He taught Steve that through the use of drugs, he didn’t need to feel the pain. Once again, Steve could play.....and play he did. Yes drugs had saved him. With their friend Myke, they wrote out the songs and words. Myke used to be a stunt-cock in many xxx rated motion pictures. He was known as Myke. Although the stunt-cock business had it’s perks, he felt something was missing. One day, at a Denny’s in Roseville (a city right outside Detroit), Myke was showin’ off his stunt-cock to a table when T.J. noticed him. T.J. thought that Mykes cock needed to go on to bigger and better things. Myke was in the band. Together they’ve wrote songs, wrestled in an independent wrestling org. (V.M.W.), and plan to produce major motion pictures (not like Myke’s old flics). So there’s the story. It’s just too bad it was all a crock of crap. We’re a bunch of guys from Detroit lookin’ for the way out. From the band "Band In America" to the movies "2010 Productions" we’re just out to catch a few laughs and bang a few hookers. Keep your eyes peeled for the work of the guys from Rose-Shores.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/29/2008
Band Website: bandinamerica.tripod.com/index.htm
Band Members: Steve
The most inconsiderate person ive ever met, the type that spills the bong water, fucks your mother and spits in your face on "accident", but you still wanna be his friend.

Eric
The brains, also the financial backing to this little venture. He also holds the record for distance pissing in Sascaquan.

Myke
The nicest Fuqua you ever met, but he has a strange obsession with porn stars.

T.J.
This kid will film himself fucking your sister and send you the tape for Christmas. Remember that.

Markie
A guy we all know from way back, he used to fuck his girl friend in T.J.’s front closet.

Clarissa
Alright, yes, this is a guy. His parents were part of the anti-hippie movement. While protesting the in ’71 for R.S.E.C.C., or the Rights of Scientist to Experiment ..e Critters, they were gassed by the very Liberalists they were promoting. They were never the same and named they’re kid Clarissa.

Al Bercakolokowitz
None of us really no where this guy came from. We don’t know how old he is, but he looks about 35-40. All we know is we met him when we were fifteen, he smoked allot of good cron and cussed up a storm, so to us he was an immortal. It’s like he didn’t exist before 1994.
Influences: Fan’s That Push The Limits

This is the list of awesome ass people we’d like to thank.
The list is ordered from best to worst.
Some of them you’ll recognize from the site, the others don’t matter anyway.

Ourselves
Myke Ruzich
Steve Berry
T.J. Suda
Eric Alexiou
Six Pack Girls
Ryan Campuo
Markie Comstock
Us
Brian Dorn
Al Bercakolokowitz
Clarissa VanShmidt (it’s a guy)
Ozzy (for given Steve his start)
Vince McMahon (owner of V.M.W.)
Not you
Steve’s car, for all the shit we put it through.
Paul’s Mom
Oh Yeah,, Paul
Drunken Sluts
Any type of hallucinogens or similar body altering drugs
Drug Dealers
The National Youth Drug Prevention Program
That One Guy
Drunken Sluts
What
Patrick Swayze
and ?????
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None