Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm White Goodman, owner, operator, and founder of Globogym America Corp., and I'm here to tell ya that you don't have to be stuck with what you got. Here at Globogym, we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness and necrophelia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. And that's where we come in. Globogym employs a highly trained Quasicultural staff of personal alteration specialists, and with our competetively priced on-site cosmetic surgery,we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-Fine! Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globogym, I'm also a client. That's me six years and six hundred pounds ago, before I knew how much I hated myself. That all changed once I founded Globogym. So come on down, and join the winning team, because here at Globogym, we're better than you, and we know it!
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