This is great:Excerpts from a Cat's DiaryDay 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt mewith bizarre little dangling objects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmatesand I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,I nevertheless must eat something in order to keepup my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is mydream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once againvomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and droppedits headless body at their feet. I had hoped this wouldstrike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrateswhat I am capable of. However, they merely madecondescending comments about what a "good little hunter" Iam. Bastards!There was some sort of assembly of their accomplicestonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for theduration of the event. However, I could hear the noises andsmell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due tothe power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, andhow to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successfulin an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weavingaround his feet as he was walking. I must try this againtomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkiesand snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He isregularly released - and seems to be more than willing toreturn. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be aninformant. I observe him communicate with the guardsregularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. Mycaptors have arranged protective custody for him in anelevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
"You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self." - Richard Bach
"Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain
"Share our similarities, celebrate our differences." - M. Scott Peck
"Nirvana or lasting enlightenment or true spiritual growth can be acheinved only through persistent exercise of real love." - M. Scott Peck
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Einstein
"Come live with me, and be my love; And we will all the pleasures prove That hills and valleys, dales and fields, Woods or steepy mountain yields." The Passionate Shepherd to his Love. - Christopher Marlowe
Your Personality Profile
You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.
You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.
A good friend, you always give of yourself first. The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you awy from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficultYou are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul , Prophet Soul , and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?You Are A: Frog !
Independent yet still part of a large community, frogs are unique creatures known for their distinctive sound and ability to hop. As a frog, you spend your days sitting on lily pads or climbing trees, searching for delicious insects to eat. While there are some frogs that aren't exactly cute, you are certainly not one of those!
You were almost a: Puppy or a Mouse
You are least like a: Duck or a Lamb Cute Animal Test!
Your Element Is Water
A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious. That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep. Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily. You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others. You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves. You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful. What's Your Element?
. You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.
Cultural Creative
94%
Idealist
88%
Modernist
75%
Materialist
75%
Postmodernist
69%
Existentialist
56%
Romanticist
50%
Fundamentalist
44%
What is Your World View? (corrected...again)
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