BLAI-TOON ANTAGOON

well, mm, I'm a little nervous writing this... i'm a little shy when it comes to words.. erm, here goes.... my name is Blai-Toon Antagoon (Blaizer is my nickname)... BUT, I do my talking on the pitch - where it COUNTS!!! I've studied your human soccer players, and would compare myself to Tony Adams, George Berry, Jaap Stam, Terry Butcher, Alexi Lalas, Paul McGrath, Fabio Cannavaro, John Terry.. - I think you get the picture : yes, I am a really strong, aggressive, LEADER of the defence. I've got two WORLD-CUP winner medals (i'm only 24 jitties old!) - and have been selected by the inter-galaxy panel to represent an organisation called 'sie' on Earth.. (my planet is called Halagoonass - and I miss the weather there already!)