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Katherine

Fantasy Season is OVER, and we won, I mean, Chad won.

About Me

Christmas, New Years – it’s all over. It’s now January and 77 degrees outside. Ok, whatever, why can’t Texas just be normal and why couldn’t we have a few mountains or maybe an ocean or something, gahhh. There’s nothing here but some crappy lakes, flat plains and a straight shot into Oklahoma. Oh God, it’s worse than I thought. Anyway, I have become a homebody. My favorite things to do are hang out with my husband and my dog. I have been switching it up though, every now and again I change the channel from HGTV to TLC, or even HBO if I am feeling daring. We got Guitar Hero this weekend, I had fun decorating the guitar and Chad played all night Saturday. I just want my old Nintendo back, I need me some Yoshi, Mario and a nice simple controller with X, Y and arrows up and down. Chad’s Xbox controller has 8 buttons, one of them being a joystick – how the heck am I supposed to keep all that straight. They say men can’t multitask but I beg to differ. Chad spends many a night playing Madden, watching a real football game, changing his What If Sports line up and playing poker on-line – all at once. Yet, he has trouble folding underwear and putting his glass in the dishwasher. Oh and just a bit about myself, in case you HAVEN'T read it before: I like Chad, Coke Zero and Cherry Coke (mixed), Red Apple Jelly Belly Beans, the sun, fruity drinks, the beach, my friends, decorating, Haribo gummies, HGTV and I like Chewy (Chad's dog that I inherited). Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

My Interests

Movies, magazines, MTV, Style Network, MySpace.com, lunch, dinner, breakfast, diet cherry Pepsi, Haribo gummies, laughing, drinking wine with friends, planning my next trip to a beach, organizing (I really do love it), watching football with Chad (seriously), getting great deals on JEANS, sexy shoes, writing, arts & crafts, shabby chic, new people, old people, and that just about covers it! (oh yeah, and watching the Bachelor!!!!)

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a valid check in my name for $100,000,000,000,000.

Music:

Imogene Heap, the new John Mayer, old school Nelly Furtado (pre promiscuous), Sarah M., Tori Amos (it's very feminist of me, I know), and the usual top 40

Movies:

Any movie that doesn't have a story-line based on a relationship but that DOES have lots of explosions, countless anxiety ridden moments, cheap sexual encounters with large breasted blondes, high-tech gadgets that will never really be invented, fast cars, gory deaths, and they absolutely HAVE to leave me with a general sense of unrest.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Extreme Home Makeover, The Bachelor, The Real World, 8th and Ocean, What NOT to Wear, E! News, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Hero, CSI New York, Shark, and I love me some Lifetime TV

Books:

Books, OH I LOVE BOOKS, those thin things filled with pictures at every grocery store check out.....yes, they are my favorite, and always so up-to-date.......just kidding, I love Anita Shreve and I like biographies and autobiographies, and anything about relationships, love, life, loss, etc.

Heroes:

Anyone with the afore mentioned check.

My Blog

Real Definitions

Security: security is a feeling that can be altered with one bit of knowledge, it is a state of mind easily altered. Truth: truth is what is, not how one sees it. Honesty: honesty is one's ability to ...
Posted by Katherine on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:24:00 PST

Walmart: Site to Store

As in most cases what appears on TV is not exactly how it is in real life.  If you have a pulse and have the television on for any amount of time you have probably seen the new Walmart commercial...
Posted by Katherine on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:53:00 PST

Christmas Vs. Holiday

Every year there is this argument between Christian conservatives and non-Christian (or so politically correct that they are non-everything) liberals.  The argument goes something like this: How ...
Posted by Katherine on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:19:00 PST

Reader’s Digest

I have been an avid fan of Reader's Digest for at least 8 years now.  It was always a staple in our home, like Friday night Pizza or tearful episodes during Algebra homework. When I went away to ...
Posted by Katherine on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:15:00 PST

I Dont Even Know Myself

I can't believe I am saying this but I am in absolute celebrity overload.  Before my wedding I took an unintended hiatus from the celebrity gossip world; no US magazines and I was so far behind o...
Posted by Katherine on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:54:00 PST

Wedding Jitters

It's Wednesday, in two and a half days I will officially be Mrs. Chad Michael Lemons.  I am also officially off work until after the honeymoon; this somewhat scares me.  Work has kept me ver...
Posted by Katherine on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:33:00 PST

WHITE PERFECTION

Just a few more weeks now.  I truly can't believe that 9 months ago I was thinking how far away the wedding was; just 2 ½ weeks more to go.  That's nothing, a blip in time.  The way the...
Posted by Katherine on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:59:00 PST

Wedding Dreams/Nightmares

One would think that the best place to escape reality and everyday stresses would be in slumber.  In the life of a bride, however, not even sleep can produce relief from the emotionally charged ...
Posted by Katherine on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:34:00 PST

Just Some Thoughts and Questions

Life is full of blessings, but it's up to you to recognize them. Eternity really is as long as it sounds, so you had best be planning for it. The 5 day work week was never mentioned in the Bible, so ...
Posted by Katherine on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:44:00 PST

Scrunchi Hell

Something heavy has been on my mind and I cannot hold it in any longer.  Scrunchies.  Women and scrunchies.  Grown women and scrunchies.  There is a reason why they are sold in gro...
Posted by Katherine on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:21:00 PST