Suzanne - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am half Iranian, but American, a voyeur, and a vegetarian. I have 7 tattoos and would like more. I can't believe I have found such an amazing partner. I am married to an incredible person. He impresses me every day. We are a set. Griddly is my rat terrier and Clicquot is my Jack Russell. They are actually aliens from Clontomotron in dog suits, but that is classified information. Toltec is the giant chicken sculpture made out of old butter barrels that sits in my yard. He was in the front, but people tried to steal him. So he now watches from the back and greets visitors when they drive up. Chief, the warrior and Purvis, the giant mantis keep him company. I live in the armpit of Texas. We did survive Rita, though experienced it. I am still struggling with PTSD from an accident we had while evacuating. I try to follow my path. I graduated from Trinity University, San Antonio with an Art History degree. I usually try to avoid starting sentences with "I." My writing is very stream of consciousness/verbal vomit. I must warn you, I am happily married, but I can't help making sexual innuendos.
Myspace Layouts - General/Other Myspace Layouts
Myspace Codes - Myspace Generators - Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I have already met my soul mate.

My Blog

Farty cartoon moment

I lived in the dorms all through college. So needless to say, privacy was hard to come by. So one year my boyfriend and I decide to get a hotel room for the weekend, pretend we are real adults. I was ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 12:30:00 GMT

trigenital neuralgia

So I am finally beginning to accept my neurologist's diagnosis of trigeminal neuralgia. I might refer to it as "trigenital" neuralgia because that sounds like more fun. Anyway. I was skeptical at f...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 10:41:00 GMT

gobblety goop

Every now and then it hits me that I had to learn to walk again. It is one of those things you never expect to happen to you. I was talking with my husband the other night about the accident and appar...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:45:00 GMT

Jury Duty

Well I just did my civil service last week. A lot of you know already that I had jury duty. For some reason I get called often. Well needless to say I felt foreign and isolated. First off, I am not fa...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:37:00 GMT

dead piano teacher

I just found out my old piano teacher died this week. I haven't seen him in years. I am not even too sure of how long I took lessons from him. I know it was several years and I hated every minute of i...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:36:00 GMT

someone hand me a baby.

My mom and I were in a shop one day. I was sitting by the door waiting for her to check out. There was a woman with a baby ahead of her. She had quite a few bags and her baby. This store has those won...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:18:00 GMT

obsessive anyone?

I hate being obsessive. I don't know if everyone is to some degree. Mine isn't too bad. I don't have much of the compulsive side. I have a few rituals that I have to go through. But they are benign. ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:07:00 GMT

A Valentine Equation

powerful sensual moving deep eternal pure dreamy protective flowing increasing unique proud vast lustful precious healing sexual tender intense orgasmic tangible complex smooth...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:37:00 GMT

blob-o-rama

This is a new one for me. I am sitting here this afternoon. My thoughts are racing through my head. I feel like there is something inside me that needs to get out. But I don't know what it is. It is l...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:57:00 GMT

cartoon sleeping

Contrary to popular belief I do fart. Everyone does, especially our dog Griddly. So one night I was particularly full of air and kept letting out some steam. My husband was awake while this was going ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 14:38:00 GMT