Im kind of a revolutionary. Its true. Not sure why I am, but I am. I know it.
I'm a big fan of the ladies, lady, singular. Just the one. I'm happily married to a beautiful woman who has super powers and can work on heavy machinery. I also have an incredibly handsome, smart, and creative son. Who happens to look and act just like me. I don't like animals, I hate poorly made movies, and have seen Fight Club at least 100 times. (Its probably the best movie ever made. That just about sums up all of the amazingly shallow pool of my self realization. Enjoy my awesomeness from a far.