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Sexy Calves

The evil twin

About Me


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Name: Mikey J
Birthday: Jan 13
Birthplace: Abq
Current Location: Abq
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: White as white can be (Sweed and Italian)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My asics work shoes
Your Weakness: Food, women
Your Fears: Imperfection
Your Perfect Pizza: The one thats in my belly
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a degree, better job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Chupta?
Thoughts First Waking Up: "One more God damn day..." Disturbed
Your Best Physical Feature: See name (or so I've been told)
Your Bedtime: Whenever I can get home from work and pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Childhood games in the street
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single... hasn't changed
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: HELL NO!
Do you Swear: FUCK YEA!
Do you Sing: Badly... very badly
Do you Shower Daily: No... worthless with my job
Have you Been in Love: I dont think so
Do you want to go to College: I am
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Depends
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope... Im a freak show :-P
Are you a Health Freak: Was budha healthy?
Do you get along with your Parents: Next question please
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hells yea
Do you play an Instrument: Yea... the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In an alcoholic family...
In the past month have you Smoked: HELL NO! Never have, never will.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Repeat
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, both with Six
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I dont think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a WHOLE one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Havent tried yet
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Gotta have someone to get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Oh thats just nasty
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does someones heart count?
Ever been Drunk: Who hasnt?
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Candy as a kid
How do you want to Die: Yes please
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Toys 'r' Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Yes please
Favourite Hair Color: Yes please
Short or Long Hair: Yes please, FEW girls look good with short hair
Height: 5-6' but im not picky
Weight: Depends on height
Best Clothing Style: Is crumpled up in the corner a style?
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: In the age of Napster...
Number of Piercings: As long as your not one big piercing
Number of Tattoos: Repeat, edit for tatoos
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
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My Interests

Video/computer games, Inline hockey, Poker, Social drinking, Billiards, Bowling, Food, and of corse WOMEN!!!

I'd like to meet:

Just lookin for friends right now. Could be more in the future tho.

Music:

I like everything from Metallica to Disturbed to Slipknot to Eminem to Dvorak... basically everything... basically.

Movies:

The only movies I dont like are chick flicks... even if it means I'm gettin some. I like dark movies like House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, and Seven; intelligent, thought provoking movies like Shawshank Redemption and Silence of the Lambs; and of course gotta love Monty Python. I'll watch anything except GD chick flicks!

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, CSI, sports, G4

My Blog

Death in the Family

Posted a bulliten earlier about this. I've been debating wheter or not to tell the type of death, but that'd just be like the 2000lb gorillia sitting in the middle of the room that noone talks about. ...
Posted by Sexy Calves on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

Hockey Schedule

I thought I'd post my hockey schedule so that anyone who'd want to come can. Anyone who reads this is welcome to come and watch me make a fool outa myself. I'm on the Puck Hawgs.Schedule   &...
Posted by Sexy Calves on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:07:00 PST